The Glade 4.0

So, hypothetical question.

You're transported into a parallel universe where the other you is the opposite gender. Pretty much just like you, grew up in the same situations, etc. You meet you. The question is: Would you do you?

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Holy shitsnacks!

Only if I swallowed.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

would it cause a ripple in the space time continuum?

Also both you need to get a life Mus.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

Alternate fem-me and I would totally hit it off.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

No doubt, fem-me would be a high priced hooker. So probably not, as I couldn't afford fem-me's services.

Heck, yeah. If everybody drove like me, the freeways around here would be much better.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

What kind of you would you be if you didn't?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

C

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

It would be like...doing my sister. Not gonna happen.

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Raell Kromwell

I wouldn't want to have anything to do with anyone who would have anything do do with me, including (fem)me....

Hmm, fem-me would probably be dead by now. I should be.

If she's still alive and interested, sure, why not. No offspring would be likely at our age and I've been told I'm a damn good kisser, so she should be too.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Unpossible!

The sex would never survive two dominate alphas.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

If the male me had my sex drive?? Hell, we would both be worn out in a week!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

I wonder if fem-me would have prettier hair ...

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

We would kill each other.

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Why would alt-me need to be of the opposite sex?

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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If she is a comparable female version of me, then probably not. I'd make an ugly woman.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

No. I can't imagine alternate me would be any less of a jerk.

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Nope, never would happen. I like tall men, not one with short man syndrome.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Not into bald ladies.

I'd be too self-conscious to befriend Her!me. Why would anyone want to hang out with me, even me? And even She!I did, I'd grow weary of my own company very, very quickly.

Wait, so why are we friends?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I'm way out of my league.

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“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general”. - Mark Rippetoe

'Cause you're the flipside of the coin, not the same side.

For example: 3D sucks!

Sure, it's imperfect NOW, but it's exciting that we're trying to improve it and learn how to utilize it artfully!

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades