The Glade 4.0

Alol

Yeah, I can't get past "what would I look like" without thinking about my sister and getting grossed out.

Perhaps that's the difference. I only have a brother, so I'm free to imagine fem-me as a smoking hot femme geektale.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

You know, this thread has made me realize that while I'm perfectly happy with who I am as a person, I probably wouldn't want to be friends with me.

Now you know how the rest of us feel...

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I'm the one in the paralell universe? Then, no.

Because I don't want to be the one who gets pregnant. Have you learned nothing from Red Dwarf?!

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

Nono, through some wormhole thingy or whatever, you are transported to a parallel universe, where you meet you.

Except you is a girl.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Wouldn't this basically just be Twincest?

Getting back to Talya's question, would you do you in an alternate universe if the alternate you was the same sex . . . and coming on to you.

Different 'verse, different rules.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

...and if you gave in to your own advances, would that be masturbation?

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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OK, something's gonna /explode here, I think. Not sure what, though.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Yeah, that's what I meant. And like I said, if Red Dwarf taught us anything it's that you'd better bring protection. Male Lister gets pregnant from Female Lister, because in their parallel universe that's how it works.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

A cocktease.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Which is all well and good for low-budget comedy, but in actuality what you'd be dealing with then is 2 "impregnators" having sex, with no "impregnables" involved. Since neither of you would be egg-carriers, there could be no pregnancy.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Which is still just a theory, just like the show. Since nobody knows what a parallel universe could really be like or what it would be like for you to be there.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

I think mus was having a buffalo bill moment in a mirror recently to come u with this crazy one. Um I would have to say no. I love redhead women. Don't dig it on guys, not sexy to me.

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

christ no. I'm a trainwreck.