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Kirra
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Extremely busy night. I am triaging a pt coming via EMS. (these are questions we ask everybody)

Me: how tall are you and approx how much do you weigh?

Pt: I don't know.

Me: just an approximation is ok

Pt: well maybe 2 1/5 feet

Me: what?!

Then I realize that the pt is a dbl amputee.

Sigh, too busy sometimes

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Oops! Hopefully, he or she understood?

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"If you want to turn to the Internet, make sure the website is ending in .gov or.org or .state," Joyner said.

Speaking of inaccurate information...

The .org and .net TLDs are unrestricted registries, just like .com. Anyone can obtain a subdomain for any reason provided they pay the fee.

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I had my first penile fracture last night.

64 yr old Albainian man that spoke limited English came in and said before he had sex with his wife a little while ago, his penis was straight...but now...it is curved and larger.

I thought he was just a weirdo...but nope, it looked like a question mark.

He went to surgery shortly after. Interesting stuff ;)

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Albanian Penile Fracture. Sounds like a good band name.

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Aethien wrote:
Albanian Penile Fracture. Sounds like a good band name.


Who says it isn't?

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Googled it, doesn't exist. :D

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Memmo to our crazier patients; Puppetry of the Penis is premormed by semi-proffesionals. Amateur hour at the Nurses station is discouraged.

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