The Glade 4.0

I'm making a pony thread.



Season 3 starts this Saturday. Yay!.

Admit it -- you're at least morbidly curious. If you haven't watched it yet, you should give it shot. If you don't watch MLP, you'll make Fluttershy cry. You monster.

C'mon....you know you want to!

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Ok, my daughter just started watching this a week ago on netflix (thanks to her friends in Animae club)

I sat down and watched it with her (as much as I can stand)... I ... don't get the appeal. Strikes me a pretty standard saturday morning cartoon with not-so-subtle allegorical lessons, voiced in that high pitched little girl range that makes me want to rip out my eardrums.

Nothing but love man.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

cd /ponies/vids
ls -la
grep fluttershy yay ponies.zip



grep rainbow dash awesome ponies.zip


grep twilight sparkle epic 20% cooler ponies.zip

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Holy shitsnacks!

I have a 6 year old daughter.

'nuff said.

This.

I can't tolerate these shows. I let her watch them upstairs where I don't have to hear it.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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I wish we could ignore threads so this wouldn't be the only thing giving me an unread post notification. My OCD demands that all forums be marked read

Your avatar is a serval with a gun and a ping pong paddle, and maybe a glass of something I can't make out.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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He's not a Serval, he's an Ocelot. His name is Babou and he's a fox-eared *******.

That is Anton's jar.

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I know! Its like Meowschwitz in there.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I'd like to buy you a drink.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

*head explode*

Democrat or Republican, Liberal or Conservative, if there is one thing we can agree on it's listen dammit there is something goddamn wrong with you if you're a grown man watching little girl technicolor ponies.

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Anyway, ponies.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Are you a Patron man?

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

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Holy shitsnacks!

You're a tequila drinker, Nitefox? Tequila is far more interesting than ponies.

I would add that you don't see grown women obsessing over MLPFIM the way grown men do. Which leads me to believe the men that do are somehow deviant and perverted.

Actually, I think it was Mus's fandom that first led me to believe that...

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Holy shitsnacks!

and/or



While I won't deny that a significant portion of bronies are male, nor that at least some of them are perverted deviants, about 15% of the brony population is female. You don't "see" them, because their existence doesn't garner the same kind of WTF reaction.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

17:3. You're telling me that that's the ratio of male "bronies" to female bronies. That right there...is freakin' weird. And part of my point.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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I'd just like to point out that I'm deviant and perverted, and I somehow manage to refrain from obsessing over technicolor little girl ponies. This means that the cult of pony are truly **** up individuals. We're talking furry-level **** up.

Thou shalt not suffer a furry to live.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Pony raaaaaage!

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Who are you to say thine kink ist not ok?

If a dude wants to bang a chick.. or dude or whatever while wearing a big furry suit or whatever... meh. I've searched for worse on the internet.

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Holy shitsnacks!