The Glade 4.0

So, there's this penguin right?
and he's driving around in his car one summer day, with the A/C on just chillin.

All of a sudden, his car makes a terrible noise.
He thinks Oh ****! I need to get to a mechanic
So he manages to get to a mechanic, and asks the dude to take a look at it.
the dude says Alright, I'll see what's wrong, but it'll take a little bit.
So the penguin decides to get something to eat at the food court. And thinks, Damn, its a hot *** day out, I'm gonna get some ice cream
So he gets a huge 3 scoop cone. Chocolate, strawberry and vanilla on the bottom.
he's walking around and eating his ice cream, and heads back to the mechanic. Just as he's finishing up with the last scoop, as it has dribbled all over his hands and face, the mechanic comes in.
He says Welp, I have news about your car.
It looks like you just blew a seal.
The penguin says

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Holy shitsnacks!

/groan

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

/rimshot

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.