The Glade 4.0

To the jogger this morning, I would like to give you the biggest **** You I can physically muster.

This jogger was not only jogging on the wrong side of the road (jogging with traffic instead of against), but while he was off to the side of the road (barely), his leashed dog was jogging alongside him four feet out into the literal middle of the road. Against the sunrise so lots of fun glare to be had for me while coming up behind him.

**** you. **** you so hard that you **** die from being **** so violently.

Slowing to a crawl and being forced into the oncoming lane (of the two lane road) to get around you is enough to irritate me. Putting other cars in danger is enough to upset me. What pisses me off and tells me you deserve to die from massive amounts of sodomy is the fact that a car is going to hit your dog.

Your dog doesn't know any better. It **** trusts you implicitly. So it happily trots alongside you while unknowingly in extreme danger of being killed. You are a terrible owner and should be legally forced from ever owning a pet. At least in the 10 minutes before you died from all the ****.

**** you.

If I hadn't been so upset to be thinking clearly and rushing to work, I would have snapped a picture and called the cops. At the very least gotten the humane society involved. But, he was endangering traffic so cops definitely could have put the smack down.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

Just to note: I've never seen a dog jog. They either run, or trot.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

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