Man, I tried that one year. That bag he carries would make one sweet container, near infinite capacity 100% weight reducing, etc.
Then I realized, the mob appears once a year, travels at the speed of light, and travels with an escort of 9 fiercly loyal reindeer with sharp hooves, reinforced antlers, and more attacks per second than I have levels.
Plus, he never appears when you are watching, part of the magic.
So I reset the traps and went to bed. Other than a scrap of red velvet and some junk under the tree there was no evidence of him having been there.
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