The Glade 4.0

Oh. ****, maybe that *wasn't* holding. These things are amazing! I can see the actual plays now!

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Holy shitsnacks!

Doink!

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I don't know what happened to the Bears but I like it.

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Raell Kromwell

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Go Niners! Hey, a win is a win.

Sigh . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Yeah, Micheal, at least they won. It wasn't pretty though. :/

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

What?


My god.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Greatest catch ever. Amazing awareness and body control.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Great catch, but greatest ever? I've seen better.

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He did have the awareness and hustle to take the ground catch in and score. There are great catches to come, as well as the weird and wonderful catches like these. Makes the game much more fun to watch.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

A lucky bobble, maybe, but Beckham's catch is much better.

and some really great gloves.




That was an "OMYGOD!" moment.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Yeah, that's cool, but it was more luck (and a typically boneheaded Favre throw) than anything else. More like a great ricochet and good presence of mind. Beckham's was planned - he practiced that and made the same catch before the game.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

"Still some ridiculous playoff scenarios in play.

16 teams at 10-6, including every playoff team except New Orleans, who misreads the memo and gets in at 6-10.

This actually works if the Chargers beat the 49ers too, but I figured this one was funnier because Green Bay misses the playoffs. Also note Houston with the #1 seed."

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Holy shitsnacks!

Green Bay should win the North...no way the Lions win in Green Bay the final game of the year.

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Raell Kromwell

The Lions have beat GB once already. And after watching tonight's debacle against the 5-8 Falcons.... I wouldn't be surprised if the Bills and Lions both beat the Packers.

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Holy shitsnacks!

They beat Green Bay at home early in the season. Since that time Green Bay has been on a **** roll. Their D might not be that great but they look like they can out score anyone. Hell, the beat the Pats at home.

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Raell Kromwell

Green Bay is last year's Broncos.

They look great, but have pretty much played nothing but cupcakes. They have a couple of victories over good teams, but the Bears, Vikings, and entirety of the NFC South kinda suck ***. The AFC East is iffy, and GB got blown out by NO.

Buffalo and Detroit have pretty good chances to beat GB methinks. ATL almost pulled off an improbable win because GB's D is trash. Let's put a decent O with Stafford, Megatron and Tate III against that D, and a good D against Rodgers. (ATL's D is also trash.)

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Holy shitsnacks!

Edited and cross posted from Field Gulls.

I <3 puns.

So I guess you could say a Kearse really isn't Jermaine to our chances of repeating.
I’ll show myself out now.
by 12th on Dec 9, 2014 | 12:14 PM reply unrec (43)


You’re lucky you didn’t get Lynched for that.
by halito27 on Dec 9, 2014 | 12:59 PM up reply unrec (18)

Doug himself into a hole, there, didn't he?
by TMann_2 on Dec 9, 2014 | 1:43 PM up reply unrec (18)

He seems to have Russelled a few feathers
by IamDanThaMan on Dec 9, 2014 | 1:46 PM up reply unrec (18)

Okung on with the puns, cut the Carp will ya?!
by AtomSatori on Dec 9, 2014 | 2:14 PM up reply unrec (18)

This guy needs some Unger management.
by detlef11 on Dec 9, 2014 | 2:42 PM up reply unrec (18)

Irvin if he got it, would it help at this point?
by VegasHawkFan on Dec 9, 2014 | 2:56 PM up reply unrec (18)

Enough puns!
Everybody shut your mouth and Lockette!
by Suburban Shocker on Dec 9, 2014 | 2:58 PM up reply unrec (18)

This thread is awesome, I'm gonna go read the Cliff-notes.
by Ben R. Peterson on Dec 9, 2014 | 2:59 PM up reply unrec (18)

I wouldn't dignify this pun thread, Norwood I ever contribute a pun of my own.
by Suburban Shocker on Dec 9, 2014 | 3:04 PM up reply unrec (27)

We're going to Helfet in a hand-basket for this aren't we?
by Ben R. Peterson on Dec 9, 2014 | 3:08 PM up reply unrec (18)

Aren't you just a PReach
by debauchedandroid on Dec 9, 2014 | 3:12 PM up reply unrec (16)

Alright, it's time to Lockette up
by AwwHellYeah on Dec 9, 2014 | 3:14 PM up reply unrec (13)

Not to Carp, but this thread has just become illegal in China.
We want 12s from all lands to be able to read these posts.
by workharder99 on Dec 9, 2014 | 3:47 PM up reply unrec (13)

Sherman whatever you say.
by Jazzercise! on Dec 9, 2014 | 4:06 PM up reply unrec (19)

Earl just show myself out now...
by SmartAssCoug on Dec 9, 2014 | 4:15 PM up reply unrec (15)

You took pictures of this thread, right?
Don’t forget your Kam.
by Clendy on Dec 9, 2014 | 4:33 PM up reply unrec (14)

That's a Hill of a good idea.
Not sure where I left it though. May not be Sweezy to find. Plus, it’s long Marsh to get back home anyway.
by SmartAssCoug on Dec 9, 2014 | 5:46 PM up reply unrec (14)

Yeah, I'd Burley remember this sub-thread otherwise.
by detlef11 on Dec 9, 2014 | 5:46 PM up reply unrec (17)

Wright a wrong and stop with these puns
All this time wasted I could’ve been watching Dan Quinn with the Stars…
by Keasley on Dec 9, 2014 | 5:52 PM up reply unrec (19)

I just hope your Cable isn't out
Otherwise you may be stuck listening to Christmas Carrolls instead.
by SmartAssCoug on Dec 9, 2014 | 5:55 PM up reply unrec (17)

If these puns are wrong, I don't wanna be Wright.
by Azimeir on Dec 9, 2014 | 6:48 PM up reply unrec (14)


It's football season
So I’m going to just rewatch earlier contests featuring our starting center: the Unger Games.

As for the puns they are far from new. Tharold. Simon says stop.

by Keasley on Dec 10, 2014 | 4:36 AM up reply unrec (7)

After all these puns,
I’d contribute more, but I don’t think I’d Farwell. The Pinkins are getting too slim.
by MooseHawk on Dec 9, 2014 | 5:53 PM up reply 12 recs flag

I must....
Who wants to sing so Christmas Carrolls?
by J.L. White on Dec 9, 2014 | 6:22 PM up reply unrec (10)

My dog just loves these puns...you should see her
Wagner tail!

Oh damn, she just Pete all over the floor.
by pqlqi on Dec 9, 2014 | 6:25 PM up reply unrec (18)

You guys are out of control, but we're all 'Hawks fans...
For Richard or for poorer.
by Azimeir on Dec 9, 2014 | 6:55 PM up reply unrec (14)

I Christine this sub-thread
as one of the greatest ever
by Wade8813 on Dec 9, 2014 | 7:31 PM up reply unrec (16)

We're all Largent and in charge this thread. It is the winter of our Malcolmtent.
by MooseHawk on Dec 9, 2014 | 7:31 PM up reply 13 recs flag

All these puns are gonna make me Earl
by Wade8813 on Dec 9, 2014 | 7:34 PM up reply unrec (10)

I'm glad I've Bennett my mom's all evening
Avril concerns about you guys.
by 99-percent-sure on Dec 9, 2014 | 7:37 PM up reply rec (13) flag

Man, these puns.
They don’t come very Easley, do they?
by sherman_tank on Dec 9, 2014 | 7:36 PM up reply unrec (11)

I like that we're including some former players now
It’s a trip down memory Lane
by Wade8813 on Dec 9, 2014 | 7:42 PM up reply unrec (10)

Its been many Moons since we lost to the 9ers at home.
I know our boys will play for all they’re Bosworth.
by MooseHawk on Dec 9, 2014 | 8:09 PM up reply 9 recs flag

Willson one explain what the hell is happening here?!
by EastSideChill on Dec 9, 2014 | 8:32 PM up reply unrec (9)

Just puns. Its the Trufant though,
Its becoming a Hasselbeck to come up with new ones.
by MooseHawk on Dec 9, 2014 | 8:50 PM up reply 12 recs flag

Keep trying.
No use Lofa-ing around
by sherman_tank on Dec 9, 2014 | 8:51 PM up reply unrec (9)

They've all been pretty Strong.
I might need to go sharpen my Blades and get to work.
by MooseHawk on Dec 9, 2014 | 8:54 PM up reply 10 recs flag

(As an aside)
We’d have a hell of a medieval craftsman team.

We have a Carpenter, a Miller, a Smith, a Wright and a Cooper. If we had a train, we even have someone to be the Coleman.
by MooseHawk on Dec 9, 2014 | 8:56 PM up reply 13 recs flag

Sherman, whatever...
I’d like to Hauschka question: Will we Marsh to the top of the Hill or Shead we RUN?!!
by robert.loeder on Dec 10, 2014 | 12:55 AM up reply unrec (8)

I think Jeron to something.
by Suburban Shocker on Dec 10, 2014 | 7:58 AM up reply rec (2) flag

If there's a win this weekend as strong as these puns, there could be a Marshawn Santa Clara
by EastSideChill on Dec 9, 2014 | 10:43 PM up reply unrec (8)


What's the weather gonna be like? 32 degrees? Or will it be Warner?
by Azimeir on Dec 10, 2014 | 7:35 AM up reply rec (4) flag

Sounds like it will be Frieszing.
by Suburban Shocker on Dec 10, 2014 | 9:03 AM up reply rec (1) flag


I don't find them hard at all, they're Sweezy
I’m Jonesing for some more, Tobeckompletely honest
by John Fraley on Dec 9, 2014 | 10:13 PM up reply unrec (9)

This thread is...
Efren Herreraious!
by pqlqi on Dec 9, 2014 | 10:26 PM up reply rec (13) flag

People have forgotten about the rest of the thread
Like my point below about regresham to the mean.
by Suburban Shocker on Dec 10, 2014 | 7:51 AM up reply rec (3) flag

WINNER!
I almost peed laughing so hard at this one.

(No pun in there…it’s just the truth. Although if we had Isaiah Pead on the roster that would be a good one…)
by Beast in the Mideast on Dec 10, 2014 | 8:44 AM up reply rec (2) flag

Holy ****
This is amazing
by Jazzercise! on Dec 10, 2014 | 8:46 AM up reply rec flag


Some puns can feel little Rocky without proper coaching
Fortunately with this team they’re Allen the Manuel.
by SmartAssCoug on Dec 9, 2014 | 11:36 PM up reply unrec (4)

And by the way…who makes puns illegal?
That’s taking life WAY too seriously.
by workharder99 on Dec 9, 2014 | 5:21 PM up reply unrec (2)

China does.
Because people make fun of the government with them.
by MooseHawk on Dec 9, 2014 | 5:51 PM up reply 1 recs flag

Yeah, as much as I'm inclined to like China
They seem to outlaw things for the Helfet
by Wade8813 on Dec 9, 2014 | 9:11 PM up reply unrec (7)


I was talking to my fiance about that,
And I said Babineaux if I ever go to China, I’d probably be executed for Moeakiing too many puns.
by MooseHawk on Dec 10, 2014 | 12:48 AM up reply 3 recs flag

/exeCoutud
by John Fraley on Dec 10, 2014 | 8:31 AM up reply rec flag

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Holy shitsnacks!

Holy Catfish!

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Holy shitsnacks!

Damn, good run.

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Raell Kromwell

Watch Ricardo Lockette on that play (#83 of the Seahawks). His initial job was to seal off the middle linebacker. He ended up blocking half the damn team...

Edit: Looks like all of the Seattle pro sports teams want to be in on that trip to Arizona in February!

Holy mackerel...

I love ADB just kinda standing in the end zone celebrating.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Crybaby leaving the 49ers/NFL to coach the Wolverines. I wonder how many penalties he'll earn Michigan for his tantrums?

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones