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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:25 am 
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2014. It was a year that occurred, mostly between the end of 2013 and the beginning of 2015. It was a year that contained good things, and they should be recognized. It was also a year of terrible, horrible, no-good really-bad things. So basically, welcome 2015, and 2014? Don't let the door hit your *** on the way out, mainly because I don't want your ass-prints on my door.

To everybody in the Central time zone and westward: I have reached 2015. It looks...pretty similar to 2014 so far. I'm going to scout on ahead to see what I can find. If I'm not back by 2016, it...doesn't really matter, I guess, since you'll never catch up to me.


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Stay safe sir. The future is a scary place.

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I have examined the future extensively. There are no jetpacks or flying cars. I recommend the rest of you hang tight until this oversight is remedied.

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shuyung wrote:
I have examined the future extensively. There are no jetpacks or flying cars. I recommend the rest of you hang tight until this oversight is remedied.


Speaking of which, if anyone has seen the hovering skateboards please let us know ASAP.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:24 pm 
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West coast now also in 2015... the future is now


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Where's my hoverboard?


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I'm in the future and all I can think about is having a cheeseburger tonight.

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Elmo: is it a cheeseburger pushed to you on a hoverboard? if not it fails!

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It could be a cheeseburger meal in a pill. We need clarification.

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shuyung wrote:
It could be a cheeseburger meal in a pill. We need clarification.


That sounds more like an Amphetamine and still bad. ;)

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I'm not sure that cheeseburgers and amphetamines are anywhere near the same ballpark. They might even be total opposites.

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What if you have both at the same time?

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dude... I so want to snort raw hamburger off a hooker's ***!

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darksiege wrote:
dude... I so want to snort raw hamburger off a hooker's ***!


My sinuses are already hurting just thinking about it!


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