The Glade 4.0

If I was in the afterlife with 72 whores, you'd see a Time raid like you never saw before.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Look, the promise is seventy-two. They done need to be women, or even all human. You can make some quality debauchery with 25 women, 31 men, 10 transexuals, 3 sheep, 2 donkeys, and a gerbil

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

That's some damn complicated debauchery.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Appreciate what eternity means. Maybe there should be a little more variety in there.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

That's true. On the other hand, that means 72 regular old female virgins would turn into lusty whores pretty fast in the grand scheme of things.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

If you manage it right, yeah

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Holy shitsnacks!

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

You need to be careful, though. Chances are, with that kind of variety, and that kind of time, you might take it up the butt once or twice.

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As long as there are prostates in the afterlife it might be worth it.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Somebody's very confident.

The newspaper should do a fly over wherever these tools came from and carpet bomb the area with their most offensive cartoons.

What do you think the gerbil is for?

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Hey bro, when you have eternity it doesn't take long relatively speaking to get through 72 virgins.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Well, they got them. 4 more people died though
http://abcnews.go.com/International/cha ... d=28105639

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Holy shitsnacks!

It's okay. It was just French people.

(This thread lacked controversy, and had stalled. You're welcome.)

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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God Damned Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys!

I am fishing for offense here, I am a b it rusty at it.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

No one is offended by shots at the French. They're like canadians that way.

#blatanttrolling

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

something I am not getting. The basic thing most religions say (highly paraphrased) is "Do not be a dick"...

Why is that so difficult?

I think the answer here could be the global decriminalization of marijuana. Imagine all of the peace talks and all of the just mellow **** that would happen if everyone just sat in a circle passing a joint. The biggest concern would be how many boxes of Capt'n Crunch do we need for the stones fools.

Eh, I hope the curse of the White man from Town strikes them.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

I was born in Wisconsin, and take umbrage at your association of cheese with the French.

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...doncha know? You betcha.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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So you guys make freedom cheese?

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Because that isn't the basic thing most religions have to say. "Be excellent to each other," is a relatively new concept to religions that most haven't yet embraced. The basic thing most religions have to say is, "Nonbelievers must die!"

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

No, it pretty much isn't.

Although sometimes they do say don't build snowmen!

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

The devil himself is sitting there wondering where the **** that came from....

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

The article even says so!



Also, Barbara Streisand has nothing on this:

Charlie Hebdo sells out in hours, prints 2 million additional copies to meet demand.

From what I've read their normal production run before this was around 65,000 copies.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."