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Well you know, Maleficent was a heartwarming tale of a misunderstood woman with an alternate lifestyle triumphing over the oppressive white male Patriarchy that raped her and tried to intimidate her into silence.

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With Disney sitting in record-breaking box-office numbers, this year could see them bring in stupid amounts of money. It might be a good time to buy shares in Walt Disney Company.

2016 (potential) Disney Blockbusters
Zootopia - $333 million domestic
The Jungle Book $315 million domestic (and still climbing)
Captain America: Civil War - $311 million domestic (and climbing fast)
Alice Through the Looking Glass - May 27
Finding Dory - June 17
The BFG - July 1
Pete's Dragon - August 12
Doctor Strange - November 4
Moana - November 23
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story - December 16

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The music gave me shivers.

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Beauty and the Beast is interesting. It was on the verge of being canned until the decision was made to bring in Alan Menken and Howard Ashman to infuse the movie with some music, since their doing so with The Little Mermaid was a big success. Ashman wasn't too happy about it, he preferred his other project: Aladdin. But, he relented. He and Menken (who is composing this remake) cranked out the classics we know and Ashman eventually came around and was said to be very proud and happy with what they accomplished (he died before the movie hit the theaters).

I also find it interesting if you look at it objectively. Firstly, the prince is cursed with Beastliness simply because he was a selfish *** to an old beggar woman. Here's the thing though, he was 11 years old when he answered that door (possibly younger). What 11 year old kid actually thinks before they speak? Especially one brought up spoiled and rich? He was cursed and essentially doomed simply for being an ignorant child. How do I know how old he was? These two lines: "The rose would bloom until his 21st birthday..." and "Ten years we've been rusting, needing so much more than dusting."

Then we have what is essentially "Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie." On top of which, there's a lesson that the movie teaches that is "If your boyfriend is prone to rage fits, abusive, violent, and constantly threatens you, then you're not loving him hard enough. If you love him enough, he will change!"

Then there's Gaston (who, I'm sorry, Bard is not "Barge" sized enough to play him). The "bad guy" of the movie. In a town where everyone thinks Belle is a cook, he's the only one who accepts her and likes her (and it's not like he didn't have other options, he could easily have had *triplets* if he simply snapped his fingers). And while he is a bit of an overconfident doof, he at least respects her. He never threatened her and even handled rejection without fits of rage (the Beast cannot claim the same). Gaston knows that Belle's father essentially could be a potential danger to her and has even invented things like the Murdertron-2000 in their basement (that doesn't even work right and is prone to explosions). So when he sees him rambling about a fictional monster, in his mind locking him up is what is best for her. Sure, maybe using that to sway Belle's mind about marriage wasn't the smartest thing to do, but it was still better than "You will be my prisoner forever and I will violently yell at you whenever I feel like it!" When the beast was revealed? Gaston simply saw a threat that needed to be dealt with. He only had two people's accounting of the thing, Belle's and her father's. The father seemed very concerned. And if this monster was willing to take prisoners, and be uncompromising in doing so, then that seems like something that any hero would want to take down in any other story.

So, yeah, the movie is very interesting. I like it, but there's definitely some crazy Disney ninja moves you need to do in your brain to accept it all.

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Talya wrote:
The music gave me shivers.


That's West Wing from the original score. (My favorite song on the soundtrack.) The melody was reused in If I Can't Love Her, a fantastic song from the stage musical.

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The music gave me shivers.


That's West Wing from the original score. (My favorite song on the soundtrack.) The melody was reused in If I Can't Love Her, a fantastic song from the stage musical.


It's also Prologue from the original score.


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The reviews of Alice - Through the Looking Glass are abysmal (27% on RT, average rating of 4.4/10), expect this one to fail.

I'm very disappointed that Alan Rickman's last work is part of a shitty movie.

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Talya wrote:
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The music gave me shivers.


That's West Wing from the original score. (My favorite song on the soundtrack.) The melody was reused in If I Can't Love Her, a fantastic song from the stage musical.


It's also Prologue from the original score.


Which Menken based off of The Carnival of the Animals: The Aquarium by Camille Saint-Saëns.

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Beauty and the Beast is interesting. It was on the verge of being canned until the decision was made to bring in Alan Menken and Howard Ashman to infuse the movie with some music, since their doing so with The Little Mermaid was a big success. Ashman wasn't too happy about it, he preferred his other project: Aladdin. But, he relented. He and Menken (who is composing this remake) cranked out the classics we know and Ashman eventually came around and was said to be very proud and happy with what they accomplished (he died before the movie hit the theaters).

I also find it interesting if you look at it objectively. Firstly, the prince is cursed with Beastliness simply because he was a selfish *** to an old beggar woman. Here's the thing though, he was 11 years old when he answered that door (possibly younger). What 11 year old kid actually thinks before they speak? Especially one brought up spoiled and rich? He was cursed and essentially doomed simply for being an ignorant child. How do I know how old he was? These two lines: "The rose would bloom until his 21st birthday..." and "Ten years we've been rusting, needing so much more than dusting."

Then we have what is essentially "Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie." On top of which, there's a lesson that the movie teaches that is "If your boyfriend is prone to rage fits, abusive, violent, and constantly threatens you, then you're not loving him hard enough. If you love him enough, he will change!"

Then there's Gaston (who, I'm sorry, Bard is not "Barge" sized enough to play him). The "bad guy" of the movie. In a town where everyone thinks Belle is a cook, he's the only one who accepts her and likes her (and it's not like he didn't have other options, he could easily have had *triplets* if he simply snapped his fingers). And while he is a bit of an overconfident doof, he at least respects her. He never threatened her and even handled rejection without fits of rage (the Beast cannot claim the same). Gaston knows that Belle's father essentially could be a potential danger to her and has even invented things like the Murdertron-2000 in their basement (that doesn't even work right and is prone to explosions). So when he sees him rambling about a fictional monster, in his mind locking him up is what is best for her. Sure, maybe using that to sway Belle's mind about marriage wasn't the smartest thing to do, but it was still better than "You will be my prisoner forever and I will violently yell at you whenever I feel like it!" When the beast was revealed? Gaston simply saw a threat that needed to be dealt with. He only had two people's accounting of the thing, Belle's and her father's. The father seemed very concerned. And if this monster was willing to take prisoners, and be uncompromising in doing so, then that seems like something that any hero would want to take down in any other story.

So, yeah, the movie is very interesting. I like it, but there's definitely some crazy Disney ninja moves you need to do in your brain to accept it all.


Gaston has the best song. However, he's a (literal in one scene) pig and the Beast is just so full of emotions and misunderstood. All men will change if you just love them hard enough.


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Talya wrote:
It's also Prologue from the original score.


Yup! Still my favorite melody in the show!

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Finding Dory was wonderful. I was worried that Nemo, one of my two favorite Pixar films (the other being Wall-E), would get a lesser Pixar work as its sequel, but it's prime Pixar.

I actually enjoyed Alice Through the Looking Glass as well. It's not very Alice, and yes, can be dumb, but I enjoy the aggressively over-designed world of these films and liked Sacha Baron Cohen a great deal.


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Finding Dory was wonderful. I was worried that Nemo, one of my two favorite Pixar films (the other being Wall-E), would get a lesser Pixar work as its sequel, but it's prime Pixar.

I actually enjoyed Alice Through the Looking Glass as well. It's not very Alice, and yes, can be dumb, but I enjoy the aggressively over-designed world of these films and liked Sacha Baron Cohen a great deal.


Did you get around to The Jungle Book?

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I did! I enjoyed it. A lot more than I thought I would. Phe liked it too.


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REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY glad to hear dory is good. Nemo is one of our house favorites, I was extremely worried we'd have another Cars 2 on our hands.


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So while crap like the DC Extended Universe defies the critics and sells tickets, a little gem currently sitting at theatres is hardly receiving any attention at all (although the critics loved it.)

This isn't so much a "live action remake" like the other Disney movies -- the original was mostly live action already, and this new movie can only claim to be loosely inspired by the original. As the original inspires a great deal of nostalgia in me (I saw it in theatres when I was 3 or 4 years old and remember doing so), perhaps it's best that this is a brand new movie rather than simply a remake.

Besides, it's charmingly good.


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Actually had time to take my 5 year old to this after her dentist appt one day. It was magical.

Very well done kids live action film.


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First images of Watson as belle.

https://imgur.com/gallery/GgrNI

Though I think the second is fake.

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That looks pretty damn good.

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That Gaston did not look roughly the size of a barge, nor does he likely have every last inch of him covered in hair.

Otherwise it looks good.

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Final trailer.

My (almost) 3 year-old daughter is extremely excited to see this movie.

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Not going to lie, I am kind of excited to see it too.

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I want a live action Emperor's New Groove.

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viewtopic.php?f=8&t=11856 - Beauty & the Beast discussion I put in Hellfire, because it has teh gayz0rz. (0h N0z!)

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