The Glade 4.0

Yeah, Taam, that leads to another question...maybe a poll is in order. How many people look at the toilet paper after they wipe? Do you look in the toilet to admire your creation?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Ty you so much for sharing my bathroom habits. I need my free time
now that I am a mom this is my time. However, I did this before the baby
was born. I think I have learned more about the world sitting on the potty
than anywhere else . At least I only do this once a day, Mr. Poop twice in a 10 min
period before breakfast. Foamy goes on avg 4x a day

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

This may be a more accurate statement. Although I will reference to it wigging you out when you see men talking to each other while peeing. There seems to be a very strong preference not to talk to anyone while peeing.

No. Gay men do it, too. Unless we're having a contest to see who can piss the furthest (if you think I'm joking, I'm not), or engaging in watersports in the bedroom, we just don't like people watching us pee. We are also generally respectful of one another's desire for privacy.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

How else do you know when you're done?


Every single time.

flushable wipes?

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Still gotta look at those, bro. Could take more than one!

Why does it take longer on the toilet?

1) Butt crack hair, if it's not shaved at the time of the dump. If I don't, it can seriously take up to 5-10 minutes cleaning alone. We're talking 4-5+ flushes of a high powered public toilet that you can throw a LOT of TP into. Shaving is an absolute must. I believe this was brought up in a previous Rant I started a while back. Also, baby wipes help. Even then, I've gone through 25 baby wipes before my last wipe was clean. Just imagine how many it'd take with dry TP. This is all TMI, but you asked for it. lol.

2) I prefer to relax for a minute. Yes, I flush before I sit there for a while. I don't let the odor linger. I also want to make sure I don't have any cliffhangers. Getting up prematurely and wiping with a cliffhanger will result in a mudslide.

3) My iphone.

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Rooph, I thought we established in that thread that shaving the butt crack hair was a TERRIBLE idea?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Good lord man, when you bend over does it look like you're giving birth to Ludacris?

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I am a firm believer in overkill. If you think you could use one more... use two. Keeping the *** clean is a large OCD for me. You can never be too clean.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

It beats waxing it, that's for sure. Laser hair removal would be best, as I believe we also established. However, I don't think there's really a positive aspect of having crack hair.

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The funny thing is that it's really not that bad. I'm not that hairy to begin with. Somehow, it always finds a way to be messy unless I keep it trimmed down there.

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Maybe you should stop standing up to wipe.

How the heck does one trim their crack hair?? I am imagining all sorts of contortions and mirrors and bandaids...eep!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Of course. Your poo is a very good identifier of your bodies' health.

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If you think there are no women with buttcrack hair you are delightfully mistaken. Only in porn are women hairless underneath.

Well-formed healthy poo should leave no trace at all. Sometimes you gotta wiggle a little to dislodge 'cliffhangers', but if you're regularly streaking you need to change your diet.

F that. My diet of top ramen and alcohol will continue FOREVERRRRRRR.

Dude, you're in college too?!

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"I've got twenty ways to tell you shut the f*ck up / nineteen of them are twenty-four bars long / the other one goes: SHUT THE F*CK UP" - Aesop Rock
"There is no God higher than truth." -- Gandhi
Formerly: Tulamian

LMAO

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Ron Paul 2012

There is definitely an element of that. Just to **** with people, I occasionally sidle up right next to another man instead of taking the obligatory one-urinal-separation position. Especially if there's no one else in the bathroom.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

Hmmm, well it shouldn't be too uncomfortable as long as you don't immediately launch into boasting about your skill at handling a sword.

Yes, that was a cheap homophobic joke, done solely because it was funny.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Big hands + high waterline = necessary standing.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

Oh, the entire purpose is to mess with some people's inherent homophobia.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show

Why do you assume it's homophobia? Perhaps it just has to do with personal space in general. You are pissing after all. Now, all the pissers are taken, sure, time is a wasting. I have no problem pissing next to another person, but honestly, I don't want to be near your piss, your **** and probably not you in general.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

You're right, my assumptions could be entirely incorrect. I generally gauge that by the response.

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It feels like all the people who want limited government really just want government limited to Republicans.
---The Daily Show