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Who wins?
DFK! 35%  35%  [ 6 ]
Screeling 65%  65%  [ 11 ]
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Rafael
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Here's some to think about:

Screeling is the Deuce Master. DFK! is the Game Master. The two meet. They decide to play a game. The game involves taking deuces. Who wins?

Only one vote, no revotes, please choose carefully and provide your reasoning.

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Dropping a deuce is not a game. Is SRS Bsns. Screeling wins.

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As I have not seen nearly the evidence of DFK's mastery of games compared to Screelings long posting history of indepth knowledge of deucing and all things related to deucing...

Screeling wins.

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Müs wrote:
Dropping a deuce is not a game. Is SRS Bsns. Screeling wins.


Yeah but what if they were playing BattleShits??

I don't know...

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LadyKate wrote:
Müs wrote:
Dropping a deuce is not a game. Is SRS Bsns. Screeling wins.


Yeah but what if they were playing BattleShits??

I don't know...


Its the difference between a guy that plays a little ball after work, and Kobe.

Screeling is the Kobe of Deuces.

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Screeling is full of ****.

No contest.
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You don't put an amateur up against a pro. Screeling wins.
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what if the hurricane was named Ditka?
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Don't assume that just because I have not posted a treatise on the deuce, that I know not the art of the deuce; for he who knows does not speak, he who speaks does not know.

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You can deuce up for a game, but I'm not sure you can game up for a deuce.

Or something.
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TheRiov wrote:
what if the hurricane was named Ditka?

ROFL

I am not voting because I don't want to even think about the dook-game.

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How would one determine a winner though?

Consistency? Creativity? Sheer Kilocouric output?

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Müs wrote:
How would one determine a winner though?

Consistency? Creativity? Sheer Kilocouric output?



What was that about Katie Couric?

Didn't she have a colonoscopy on national TV? She wins this game!

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Couric 316 up, 84 down
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DFK! wrote:
Don't assume that just because I have not posted a treatise on the deuce, that I know not the art of the deuce; for he who knows does not speak, he who speaks does not know.

Better to be silent and thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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LadyKate wrote:
Müs wrote:
Dropping a deuce is not a game. Is SRS Bsns. Screeling wins.

Yeah but what if they were playing BattleShits??
Or F antasy A dventure T o A dult L echery?

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DFK!

Being the bigger shitter means nothing when the enemy controls the rules.

As for FATAL.. bringing that up should result in your public beating.

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I voted DFK! purely based on the all-caps and exclamation point nature of his board name.

As for FATAL, I would agree wholeheartedly if it were not me we're talking about. I don't really want a public beating, thanks.

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Shelgeyr wrote:
I voted DFK! purely based on the all-caps and exclamation point nature of his board name.

As for FATAL, I would agree wholeheartedly if it were not me we're talking about. I don't really want a public beating, thanks.


Nice... good call!

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I think we would all lose...

our lunch.

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It's like AVP: whoever wins, we loose.

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Shelgeyr wrote:
I voted DFK! purely based on the all-caps and exclamation point nature of his board name.

As for FATAL, I would agree wholeheartedly if it were not me we're talking about. I don't really want a public beating, thanks.


What if Taamar administers it? Would that help?

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Screeling is just talking ****. I voted DFK! :p
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Diamondeye wrote:
Shelgeyr wrote:
I voted DFK! purely based on the all-caps and exclamation point nature of his board name.
As for FATAL, I would agree wholeheartedly if it were not me we're talking about. I don't really want a public beating, thanks.
What if Taamar administers it? Would that help?
That always helps :)

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Diamondeye wrote:
Shelgeyr wrote:
I voted DFK! purely based on the all-caps and exclamation point nature of his board name.

As for FATAL, I would agree wholeheartedly if it were not me we're talking about. I don't really want a public beating, thanks.


What if Taamar administers it? Would that help?


Uh... not that *I* have any shame, but the kind of beatings I administer should probably not be public.

I'm just sayin'.
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