The Glade 4.0

Dear Mr. Plow Guy:

I appreciated that you didn't clear to the edge of the road. So I helpfully got to shovel an 8'x6' chunk of the road in order to get out of my driveway.

I especially liked when you came up just as I finished the sidewalk, reburied the driveway, and filled in the sidewalk again.

And the best part? Having been on the sidewalk at the time (a good 6' from the plowed area of the street) and being hit with a wave of snow that buried me to my knees.

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

F'n plows!

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"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one." Charles Mackay

Got to do the 10-minute coughing jag when I got inside too. F'n respiratory infections. I need minions to do my shoveling.

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

Wait until the daughter is old enough to attract the brute strength and ignorance. Use her minions.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

My bf's trip to upstate NY got cancelled, but he couldn't make it here either. *pout*

There went some brawn...

(Although I'm only upset because I have a nice fire in front of a comfy leather loveseat, and no one to share it.)

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

Look for a useless cubbyhole you can brick up.

Spend some time crafting some bindings that will fit in the cubbyhole.

Find a cask of rare and valuable sherry.

Invite the snowplow driver over.

Call him Fortunato.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

THIS is why we love you.

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

My city now uses pickup trucks for their plowing. They appear to be Rangers or S-10s and fly by at about 45 mph skimming the top of the snow. Idiots.

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I was driving down 422 last night and almost followed a plow trail into the median. Not cool!

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"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one." Charles Mackay

422 where?

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Between Kittanning and Butler PA in a 91 Chevy Cavalier, hence the "drifting"

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"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one." Charles Mackay

Most plowguys are pretty bad yeah, but I gotta brag on my old man cause he's a pro (and he's my old man)

Also he was out from 10-12 last then 4a-2p this day, so have a little love for the profession folks.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

Oh I do... I just wish the guy hadn't tried to bury me.

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

You do realize that he was hired by your ex, or maybe it was your ex in disguise.

I really need to go eat something. Getting delusional . . . or am I?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

426 WB out of Philly was absolutely nasty yesterday all the way out to King of Prussia. Last night, most all the roads were cleared, but residential roads still looked pretty bad.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

I'm still bummed my bf couldn't get here to snuggle last night! I don't get to see him enough, and certainly not on weekends when my daughter is with her father.

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

Who is this her you are talking about? I wouldn't think you would be okay with him trying to get another gal to snuggle.

Just kidding, I know its a typo.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

You beat me to the correction!

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

I spent most of saturday helping to dig out all the cars in our apartment complex. The 4 cars at the end of the lot were especially fun with the 7 foot tall drift of snow the plow put around them...

Correction I meant i 476 WB out of Phil ... how bad did it get this time?

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones