The Glade 4.0

I’d just like to put it out there that it’s not the length that matters but more the width. 12 inches would be nothing if it was the thickness of a pencil.

Oh and something about ocean and boats.

She's had a couple kids, as a witch she's probably been 'sacrificed' at pagan circles, probably known a few large squash. She can't help it if she's stretched out so big she can't tighten up around a normal sized guy - its the Irish libido and the pagan rituals that do it. They have plastic surgery to fix that these days, but she lives up in socialized medicine country where you need to fill out the elective surgery request for that procedure before you lose your virginity if you want to have any hope of getting it before you retire.

On her next trip to civilization she might want to check out what America has to offer in capitalistic elective surgery.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

It's all the **** snow that forces them to have provincial healthcare.. they cant get the trucks through to other provinces.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Well, you sure won't catch me 38 miles up the Canol Road.



That's in summer. In winter it gets to at least 48 below.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

The Irish aren't the only ones with overactive libidos! We Heinz 57's are nothing to sneeze at!

I've never found the battery operated devices to be very pleasurable (too much stimulation too soon)...however the manual and water variety often do the trick between encounters with the real thing! (and I never run out of "power" )

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Isn't a parsec a measurement of time? Or I am getting confused by Han Solo (incidentally also the name of DE's favorite sexual maneuver) in Star Wars?

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It's a measure of distance.

Solo refers to "making the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs" because the Falcon could cut he corner closer to the black holes in the area than other ships, reducing the distance to less than 12 parsecs.

FAIL!!!!

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Dammit, Micheal, now I can't stop coughing. Warn a girl before you make her laugh like that!

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

Bah, the only way you'd think I'm loose is if you fell off the wagon and got so drunk you lost all feeling in your little guy. Of course, not enough alcohol exists in the world to make me agree to the experiment! Besides, how many blue pills would it take for a guy your age to get ready again?

Anyway, Kegel excersizes. Ask your daughter about them. Cute thing like her? She's workin' out.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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...If ya know what I mean...

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When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

Not any more, the Carmelites are keeping her safe . . . and quiet.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Carmelites!? How do you solve a problem like Maria?

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Evidently you teach her to do Kegel exercises.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I apologize for this comment, It made sense in my NyQuil addled mind at the moment. I was not registering the fact that Elmo is still a Muppet.

Sorry Lydiaa, there is no excuse for this.

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"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one." Charles Mackay

Holy crap, I think somebody hacked Michael's account.

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The Dude abides.

Nope Screeling, it was me. Jut an example of the type of idiocy the new Hellfire rules allow.

Two thoughts for you all.

An armed society is a polite society.

The pen is mightier than the sword.

Now with that said, never truly piss Khross off.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

So... what does this mean?

Never bring a pen to a pissing match?

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In time, this too shall pass.

No Taskiss, what that means is that Khross writes much better than anyone else on this board, myself included, when he wants to. If he decided to unload both ink barrels at someone it could be very painful.

There are worse things you can do to someone than kill them.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Ah, yes. erudite them to death.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Yes, even more painful than having a llama stampede trample you to death.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Ah, but what a way to go!

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In time, this too shall pass.

Death by Cameltoe!

I'll be in my bunk... hehe

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Holy shitsnacks!

Well, since I can say whatever I want in this forum, according to the rules:

**** you Dash, you hypocrite.

You want people behave themselves, yet you have no enforcement.

You have wholly arbitrary rules, yet report people for reporting things that they perceive as violations. Oh, wait, that's why I quit, because it's **** retarded.

What you want is a blog post that other people can respond to and you can kick them off when you feel like it.

You're an idiot.

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine