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Ok. The goal here is simply to come up with the most creative form of murder possible. Such methods should be imaginative but plausible.


Intend to use Bacos and radiation poisoning and put it in salad bars.
Salty, crunchy deathy goodness that goes well with skin lesions, hair loss and ranch dressing.

wtf yo

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Serial killing or mass killing, there is a fine distinction there.

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And he wonders why he can't get a date.

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I used to tape ants to the ends of arrows and shoot them... but we're talking people here. Shoving people in front of subway trains could be fun, but it's only a 1 in 3 death rate, and you'd probably get caught after the first or second. I once climbed up an active volcano on Guadalupe, and there were large ventholes spewing out sulfur gas all over the place, with people standing near the edges. The gas was pretty loud and you could possibly get away with shoving people into those. They would die in the fall probably, and melt in the lava below.

The Nazis were pretty creative with their gas chambers. Can't think of much else now, and it's time to head home.

There's plenty of bush out there, and forest fires almost every year >.>
It's the killing that could get ikky <.<

Are you kidding LK? Most the women I date would love this discussion.

This thread is not a good place to go.

Oh wait, I guess you just said "creative" and not "evil and sadistic". I suppose there's a difference. Unfortunately, the only examples I've seen of the former have involved the latter.

I think that's the problem, bro.

a macabre sense of humor is not a failing.

personally i've always thought of death by drinking too much water was an interesting one... or too much oxygen... hmmm...

If we're going there, use insulin.

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The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Hahahahaa!!

My friends and I used to have these discussions back in college, but it was always along the lines of how could you commit the perfect murder and not leave any evidence.
I think we decided that grinding someone up in a woodchipper and feeding them to a catfish pond was the way to go.

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except the blood... death by water poisoning is so much easier linked to suicide...

Yeah but how do you force them to drink the water? If it gets in their lungs, they've drowned and if there is any indication of a struggle, its murder.

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In the library with a lead pipe.

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In time, this too shall pass.

I'm Cl. Mustard Biotch!

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Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

And there you have it.

Book 'im Danno.

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Okay so here's what you do. You create a series of companies that pump greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere in extreme amounts warming the planet to the point that it become unable to support life.

Oh.. wait you said probable, sorry.

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You would never get the wood chipper clean...never.

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Seriously, use insulin it is metabolized by the body and a naturally occuring hormone. No one would see it.

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They would find the needle mark. Well, they always do in the movies anyway.

Raell: Yeah, we never figured out what to do with the woodchipper.

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melt it down. But that team at the Jeffersonian Institute could still solve it

I've been told Lye is good for disolving organic tissue.

so I'm guessing the multi-grain Cheerios I just murdered doesnt count in this discusion?

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