The Glade 4.0

Ahoy, ye lily-livered scabrous dogs! Let Go the Halyard! Slacken Braces! Hoist the colours!

What be you doin' for this most auspicious o' special days?

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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I be linkin' this here image, like I do everrrrry year

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Drink up, me hearties!

I be workin' on me new pirate costume for All Hallow's Eve. It be comin' along nicely, if'n I do say so me'self.

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"I Live, I Love, I Slay, and I Am Content."
- Conan the Barbarian

YARRRR!!!

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I'm engaged in actual piracy as we speak. That is what I'm doing for Pirate Day. Why are you all talking like that, did you have a stroke?

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

I am not a pirate, I have Letters of Mark from the Crown. I am a Privateer.

/sniffs loudly

/ducks and runs

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Pirate day in wow, got an achievement. Then I'm gonna go play Tales of Symphonia 2 for Wii, which was not paid for. ARrrrrrr!

Ninjas > Pirates

Confirmed.

I can't believe you could still be so wrong after all of these years. Eventually, one would think you would get something right. But, you continue to be fail.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

You mean Open Carry day?

Open carrying at the Campaign for Liberty Regional Conference.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

= Gaaaaaaaay

= Yes please

As I said, confirmed.

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If I wasn't lazy, I could find just as many hot pirate women pictures.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Pirates get more booty but you never see a ninja with a girl because you never see a ninja until it is too late.

Ultimately, though, it comes down to corset v. kimono if we take the war to this front... and I believe I'll take corset.

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Once, I was a ranger
Then, I was a warlock
And a mage
And a paladin
Now, I seek to be myself

Slutty kimono > *

Rodahn has successfully convinced me of ninjas in this debate. *sage nod*

I'm afraid that One Piece's pirates own that pic, Crim.

Pretty simple.

Dress up as a ninja at a costume party. See how many women are interested in you.
Dress up as a pirate at a costume party, especially if you wear an ensemble similar to Jack Sparrow. See how many women are interested in you.

Women like pirates a hell of a lot more than ninjas. That's the definitive answer right there.

But, I've discovered, they love Indiana Jones a hell of a lot more than pirates or ninjas.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

So what you're saying, Numbuk, is that Pirates acquire more booty.

Not to put too fine a point on this, as I agree with your logic, but, well, duh!

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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