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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:00 am 
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Wow I can't believe this product exists!!!

It's the scent of vagina in a bottle....NOT a perfume / cologne, but simply for your smelling pleasure.

You roll it on your hand and you can smell it whenever you feel the need.

Check it out...lol. I just saw this thing pop up on drjays.com (a clothing retailer) and I'm thinking "what the hell?" you'd think they'd at least try to advertise it as some type of pheremone...you know, kinda like how a dog gets excited if it smells another dog on you.

Site is NSFW....
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http://www.smellmeand.com/gb/

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:14 am 
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Ode d'Va'jei-jei.

I dunno . . .


EDIT: Or perhaps in this case, Eau d'Va'jei-jei may be more appropriate.


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I'm wondering what they intend to do about the fact that they all smell different?


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Marketing, they will claim this is what a healthy one smells like.

They will still be wrong.

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nope.. nothing...
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Really wishing I had not clicked this right before dinner.

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I'm guessing this will hurt sales of Japanese School Girls' underwear?

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Is . . . that . . . a confession, Rafe?

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Ok, what's more disturbing...that this stuff exists, or that Nev found it? How did you find it anyway? Um...yanno...don't answer that one....

Ew.

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I still think I prefer the real thing.

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Is . . . that . . . a confession, Rafe?


I just had to wonder if demand for such a product really exists. Then I remembered that people do pay for these kinds of things and that there is an intricate and complex market established, most likely.

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Yeah but the jap girl undies at least come with a picture and description and a little blub and stuff...

this could have come from the old russian lady trying to make a few extra buck in some poor village somewhere >.<


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Yeah but the jap girl undies at least come with a picture and description and a little blub and stuff...

this could have come from the old russian lady trying to make a few extra buck in some poor village somewhere >.<


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blah no posting after my thread killing comment... no ruining my evil plan~


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Perhaps you need to use the TKC © symbol.

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I refused to click the link. This sounds too much like something to get click points for.

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Mulva?

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I'd love to make snide, witty comments about the product and people who buy it, but as much as I've put my mouth there, I've got no business passing judgment.

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LadyKate wrote:
Ok, what's more disturbing...that this stuff exists, or that Nev found it? How did you find it anyway? Um...yanno...don't answer that one....

Ew.



it's on the drjays.com homepage


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It's Delores!

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I am willing to bet $500 that when some investigator checks into this they find that the company is paying obese housewives $8/hr to sit on their couch, eat bon-bons and watch Jerry Springer while their cootch sweat drips into a bucket.

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Hopwin wrote:
I am willing to bet $500 that when some investigator checks into this they find that the company is paying obese housewives $8/hr to sit on their couch, eat bon-bons and watch Jerry Springer while their cootch sweat drips into a bucket.


That is the grossest mental picture EVER. I'm so glad I haven't eaten breakfast yet. Ew, ew, ew, and EW!!!

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Hopwin wrote:
I am willing to bet $500 that when some investigator checks into this they find that the company is paying obese housewives $8/hr to sit on their couch, eat bon-bons and watch Jerry Springer while their cootch sweat drips into a bucket.


LOL dude that's funny!

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LOL dude that's funny!

No, it's disturbing in every way imaginable.

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LOL dude that's funny!

No, it's disturbing in every way imaginable.


Everything is funny when you are stoned. Right Nev?

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no, only funny stuff.

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