The Glade 4.0

In honor of the new Twilight movie coming to DVD...

I did not put this in entertainment because I derive no entertainment from sparkling vampires.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Good times. I need to show these to my mother.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

add this one to the list...

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Click on the "sample" link.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight-new-moon

Also,

I approve of this thread.


However, I would also like to throw in most of the vampires Anne Rice has written about. Too many metrosexual fops. But I still think she's leagues above Meyer.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

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Nice, LOL.

The first pic especially (<3 Bram Stoker's Dracula movie).

Surprised there are no Underworld or Interview vampire pics in there (although I could see the argument that Interview was a tad on the homoerotic side, and Underworld was "trendy," thus defeating the purpose of the thread).

Lols as promised

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"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one." Charles Mackay

I LOL'ed.

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"I Live, I Love, I Slay, and I Am Content."
- Conan the Barbarian

Well I did not make any of these pictures, so I was restricted to what I found online. I was looking for something with D (Vampire Hunter D) or Lestat.. the closest I could find was a picture of a shirtless Antonio Banderas (the bad version of Armand) that said Vampires do not sparkle they dazzle... and I did not feel like going there.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Anne rice's vampires werent metro... there was no sex involved, just a bond between maker and child. Which makes much more sense then sparkling, love making, kid popping vampires...

Only down side I had with her was her interesting in keeping human attachments to those who've moved on, but for the sake of interesting stories I could let that slide...

Selene in leather > all vampires... end of discussion

Vampires are always better when you get to fight them with RAILGUNS!!!



Too much awesome in one place!

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Damn, I so want to unleash the hunters from John Carpenter's Vampires on Twilight. Die, emo *****!

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I always liked the one posted here a while back about how Twilight should have ended with Blade standing behind them. I'll see if I can dig it up...

Yeah, here it is:

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

There's a video on YouTube mixing Twilight with Buffy. She kicks his ***.

I really dont think there are vampires (written or otherwise) in the history of humanity who could not kick twilight's vampire arses >.<

Blade would **** her up though.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I'd give it to Buffy. She clawed her way out of her own grave and is fearless because she knows how good her reward would be. Shes also demon-powered which beats the hell out of half-vampire powered.

Blade is about Angelous level. Angelous second season of Angel I'd say. Buffy is above that. Blade versus the poet would be a decent fight.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Newsflash: Abraham Lincoln has something to add to the argument

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Did you read the same books I did?

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Raell Kromwell

Most of if not all of her male characters were bisexual. Look at Lestat's actions in Tales of the Body Thief. And Lestat turned Claudia so that his lover would not leave him. Most of the main characters who embraced another did so out of love.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

A SEXY bond :p

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Holy shitsnacks!

Based off of the cover, it looks like the author who wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Wikipedia says....Yep!

I must read both of these books.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

Interesting fact of the day. The first charecter name I have (Lydiaa) came from the book Pandora. It was her name before she became a vampire.

Anyways.. Love in an emotional sense. In pandora it was explained that she and Marius did it one last time right after she got turned, cause from there on, the act of drinking each other's blood was more pleasurable (pfft as if).

So technically they were not having sex and thus in my mind (and i'm gonna /lalala about this) they were not gay

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