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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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He lacks facial hair and what happened? Oh, that's right. He went down like a little ***** with no hand. Yeah, **** that guy.


Samuel L. Jackson specifically requested a death that wasn't "like a little punk [*****]" and got one. The only little ***** in the room was the guy that cut his hand off.

You'll also notice that he got killed by a guy with no facial hair either.

Dooku, on the other hand DID have a beard and DID go down like a little *****.

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Yeah, Dooku wasn't part of the gang. He didn't wear the beard, the beard wore him.

Chuck Norris is another a good example of a Beard Guy.

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I would like to see a stronger chin:cheek ratio, but it is close.

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Awesome. He probably leads a chapter.

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I'll get you all a picture of my magnificent beard later tonight. But as for now, I'm headed off to my brother's house.

Also, Mace went out like a *****. I don't care what Sam has to say about it. He went out like a *****. A non-bitch would have killed Anakin and the Emperor right away.

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Dooku went down loyal to a master disloyal to him, realizing at the last, even as he did not speak the truth, that as powerful as he was, he was still just a puppet of Darth Sidious. He was a tool, badly used, but the fight was very good until the brat got a lucky sweep in.

Anyone ever notice how Anakin likes taking off hands? Dooku, Mace Windu, and Luke's?

Mace Windu had a bad judgement moment. After seeing his comnpanions slaughtered by the Sith Master, he tells Anakin (who hadn't seen any of this), who he didn't trust anyway, that he was going to kill one of Anakin's oldest friends and mentors. The great bald one wasn't even taking the initiative, and he seemed to be buying Darth Sidious' story of being weak when he was obviously lying to call Anakin's sympathy.

Dooku was a tool, but Windu, after seeing a crack Jedi team go down like lambs at a slaughter, in spite of his last stand, did go down like a little *****, "I'm gonna kill him, don't stop me Imma gonna to kill this mother."

Yeah, right.

If he had stopped talking and just killed him, (did he hesitate because he knew it was a dark force action - he is the bad *** Jedi, come on), he saves the Republic, twenty years of an evil Sith dictatorship of the Empire and eliminates the original trilogy.

Would almost have been worth it.

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Wndu made a bad call winding up. Calling that "going out like a *****" is palpawanktardism of the worst sort. Palpatine had the complete balance of the Force on his side based on the Prophecy, and if he hadn't lucked out with emo boy he would have gotten butchered like the turd he was.

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You win "Hastily Invented Word of the Day". Even though you'll never catch the midnight rider.

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Obi-Wan had facial hair, and he got the high ground, and then . . . well you know :P
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Obi-Wan had facial hair, and he got the high ground, and then . . . well you know :P


Yes, but Anakin was the undisputed little ***** of all the major Jedi and Sith, even over Dooku, and regardless of facial hair. Obi-Wan wasn't the biggest badass but he stays safely out of ***** territory too.

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Only the first few times it is used against any particular target. Resistence to it builds quickly.

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I am working the beard guy thang right now, I just need a connecting flight to be made between burns and goatee.

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Beard guys, you ever set the trimmer too low and end up with a five-o'clock shadow? Happens every 10-12th time I clean the thing. Makes my face sad :(

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I have a razor comb that I use to thin it out, and once the guide fell out, and I took off the majority of the left side of the moustache portion of my beard.

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Obi-Wan has a pretty epic beard.

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