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Hopwin
 Post subject: Bacon Alarm
PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:36 am 
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Yes.

http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php

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WHAT: An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.

WHY: No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish.

HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.


Did I say, "Yes" yet?

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Great idea, only I don't know that I'd remember to clean the damn thing with my daily case of "foggy morning head".

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Brilliant!

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Mmm.

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Until it burns down the house.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:05 pm 
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How does the bacon not go bad in the time it takes to fall asleep and wake up to it?

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just the smell is good...dont think I would want to eat a piece of bacon that sat out all night long..

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Kirra wrote:
just the smell is good...dont think I would want to eat a piece of bacon that sat out all night long..


That's ok. I'll eat yours ;)

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How does the bacon not go bad in the time it takes to fall asleep and wake up to it?


Uses frozen strips.

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