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LadyKate wrote:

You really wanna know how my brain works? It's a scary process....hahaha! :mrgreen:

I watched 1000 ways to die a few weeks ago and remembered one of the stories was about a woman who masturbated with a carrot, which created a tiny hole in her vaginal wall and one of her veins and created an embolism that went to her vital organs and caused her to die mid-masturbation. I thought that would have been funny to link but couldn't find an article so I found this one instead when I googled "woman dies from carrot"


Much love for that show, not sure about the veracity of their fact-checkers but much love anyways.

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Diamondeye wrote:
LadyKate wrote:
http://decentcommunity.com/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/
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Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.....


I'm dying to know how you came across this.


Pun intended?

/golfclap

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Hopwin wrote:
Nevandal wrote:
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I'd be a chick for a day. Might not leave bed all day.



Yeah same here, but give me a week or two. ;)


Correction, I would get out of bed but only to find new things to cram in my vag.

See, that's the problem with reading this board at work - I burst out laughing, but really can't tell anyone what I find so amusing. So, I try to hold it in and snicker maniacally under my breath. Thanks, Hop.

Yeah, sure, I'd go for it.

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In a weird coincidence, something made me think of that old Spamusement site, and came across this; thought it was strangely appropriate for this thread:

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/328
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"a hot jack hammer rocked the hell out of Minnie"
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