The Glade 4.0

Top Half Woman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locked_in_syndrome

or

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent ... tive_state

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Holy shitsnacks!

Vegitative state/death preferable over locked-in.

ban on video games, or ban on porn?

Banzor the pr0n

Sit next to a little kid for a 12 hr flight or sit next to a fugly Chatty Cathy?

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In time, this too shall pass.

chatty lady, it's rude to give chatty people the 'eye', it's down right evil to give little kids the 'eye' and sometimes it makes them cry which is even more annoying.

brunettes or red heads?

Brunette. I saw a particularly cute one with fantastic blue eyes at the pharmacy today.

Goatees, or clean shaven?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Clean shaven.

Would you rather be totally immersed in cow diarrhea for 30 seconds, or be bit by 10 wasps on your genitalia?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Bitten by wasps. I don't think they have teeth to speak of. Good thing you didn't say stung!

Would you rather run naked through New York City or the Sahara Desert?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Sahara Desert, at night.

Apples or Oranges?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

top half woman.

Phone OS: Google, Blackberry, Palm, Microsoft Mobile or iPhone?

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Hahaha dang. You got me there, man.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

oranges, apples are confusing with the colours and the taste.. they can't seem to make up their minds >.<

Iphone, no idea what the others are, plus iphone has all these cute games for me to play at work >.>

would you rather be happy and ignorent or miserable and knowing?

Lydiaa, you've never had a blood orange?



Yes, they are real, taste pretty much like a regular orange, and my daughter has still never forgiven me for tricking her with one.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

>.< no ignoring the question... also no confusing me with colours >.<

Miserable and knowledgeable, knowledge is power, power can bring happiness as I subjugate the world to my will.

Dictator of the World or Prince of Lies - as your boyfriend.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Hmmm I crave power! Dictator it is!

Would you rather I snuggle in bed for another Hour or get out of bed and do my workout!

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Stay in bed and snuggle with me (just appointed myself Dictator of the World, so you have to do it) for half an hour, then go get your workout. Best of both worlds.

You're now old and a burden on the tribe. You have no rights, you are being cast out. Would you rather given a bowl of rice and sent out to wander until you died in the middle of nowhere in Texas, or be put on an ice floe and set adrift in Alaska.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I'll go for Texas. Hypothermia sucks.

Would you ratheruse a spear to hunt a tiger or a polar bear as a rite of tribal passage?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I would rather hunt a tiger, I guess, because I want to live someplace warm..not polarbear cold!

Would u rather have tan lines or no tan lines?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

On me or other people? Me, tan lines, though more often they are burn lines.

Dreamless Sleep or nightmares?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Dreamless sleep. You only tend to remember your dreams when you sleep restlessly and aren't getting enough REM anyway.

Kicked in the balls, or gouged in the eye?

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Kicked in the balls. Rather lose some soldiers over losing my vision.

Set on fire with a stunt man suit, or jump off a building onto an inflated landing pad?

Both, I wanted to be a stunt man at some point but I never was athletic enough to be good at it.

Have your house burn down or have the neighborhood burn down, except for your house?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Burn my house down! Please!!!


Would u rather camp or stay in a hotel?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Depends. Hotel is nice for the amenities, but camping is nice for snuggling in a sleeping bag...

Overall though, I'd have to say Hotel. Hot showers FTW!

Chinese or Italian?

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Holy shitsnacks!

Chinese women, Italian food.

Wipe your *** with fiberglass insulation, or gargle with bleach?

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Ezekiel 23:19-20