The Glade 4.0

Gargle bleach, Screeling can probably attest to that.

Caipirinhas or Mojitos?

Mojitos! Make me some Lenas!

Dust or vaccuum?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Dust!

Take a nap or respond to posts in Hellfire?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Respond to posts.

Open my blinds, or sleep in the shade?

Sleep in the shade. Provided that shade is not provided by a million Persian arrows

Iced coffee or Hot Tea

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Holy shitsnacks!

Hot tea. It can be chilled and turned into iced tea, and nothing is better than good, fresh, homemade iced tea!

Fly a hawk, or dread your beard?

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Fly a hawk. I don't want that dirty nastiness on my face.

Moosey Constituent (for political wankery) or death by asphyxiation?

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Holy shitsnacks!

Definitely fly a hawk, hell 1/4 in. off the sides and I'm there now.

Edit: What is Moosey Constituent?
I'll take choice A, Bob, I wanna live.

Biker shorts or 70's running shorts?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Political wankery!!

Toe cheese or belly button lint?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Dammit double ninja'd.

Belly Button Lint

Biker shorts or 70's running shorts?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

70's running shorts definitely.

Peace and poverty or riches and strife?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Riches and strife! Riches and strife! RIches in the lightning! Riches in the lightning in the rain WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Lebanon or Tehran for vacation

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Holy shitsnacks!

Lebanon. It's a lot easier to escape from.

Would you rather have an adventure with Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Alongside, or against?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Alongside, either with a slight preference for Dr. Jones, against, Han Solo.

Survival rates come to mind.

Sex with Müs or sex with a moose?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

It was supposed to just be "adventure" not "fight". Sorry.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Dr. Jones then,

Sex with Müs or sex with a moose?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Mus isn't a bad looking man... plus having inappropriate relationships with large animals have resulted in previous deaths and something I'd rather not contemplate...

9 hour function where you'll be on your feet all day. The people are judgemental of what you'll be wearing.
Hot stilletos or comfy ikky shoes?

Comfy ikky shoes...if they judge me by what I am wearing, then they are not worth my time anyways. I would wear comfy nice looking flats prolly. My feet would kill in stiletto's for 9 hours. Some girls can wear those, not me.

Would you rather have watermelon or cantalope?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Watermelon

Stagecoach or Covered Wagon?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Sneeze on your keyboard or your hand?

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Hand, easier to clean.

But you didn't answer a question, so I'll ask it again.

Stagecoach or covered wagon?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Covered Wagon.

Colt 1911A or Beretta 9MM?

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1911A1 (tried both, but own the 1911A1, but it is a Springfield)

P.S. This thread contains a lot of disturbing suggestions. However, I have been liking the trend from Kirra, Keep it up. =)


For my daughter. MLP or LPS?

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Gorse

Her decision

Type Naked or Knack Tepid?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones