The Glade 4.0

Here are my basic principles in dealing with people socially outside of work.

1) Do whatever is most amusing for me at the time

2) I am like Q in Star Trek in that I can just run around having fun and don't care about societal norms (although I can fake caring, temporarily, for hilarity and to be "sensitive" to cultured men and women)

3) I can touch people whenever I want and whereever I want, unless there is some real danger. If they don't like it, I can laugh or fake being mad.

4) Only have fun in the process, don't care at all about outcomes... however, gloat about all outcomes

5) Treat everyone like a friend

6) [this one is new] Never pay for a woman's time, ever. It's equally fun to flirt with strangers as it is to be on a date.

These principles are easy to follow when I am hypo-manic. When I am depressed-ish, it is more like soldiering through it all, and it amuses me internally.

At first I was like "Whoa, what's the big deal Diamondeye, he's going around talking to strangers. Unusual, but hardly suicidal." Then I realized what you were really trying to do.

I'd say just be careful about what you try to get from whom, but we both know you don't care what anyone thinks. Because you're probably not bipolar; you're probably a psychopath.

Oh, I do have one better bit of advice, one you might take to heart because it helps your goals: The whole pickup artist thing doesn't work for lasting relationships. A relationship built on deception and manipulation will never work in the long run. You can try to fool yourself into thinking all relationships are built on this, but it's simply not true. I know it's hard for you to not be manipulative (because you're a psychopath) but you can always try.

/sigh

I'm starting to believe that the sooner someone beats the **** out of you, the better. It is a very necessary part of the learning process in many instances. This is one of them. I hate to see you waste any more of your life having not learned this important lesson about respect, and boundaries. For your sake, however, I hope you don't run into an actual badass who, once having decided to fight you, won't allow you out of the situation without being beaten within an inch of your life. In which case, I hope you think women will find you attractive with your nose underneath one of your eyes, and missing most of your teeth.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

I have dates every day this week except Friday (I don't want a Friday date anyways because there's more people to talk to)... talking to strangers is working.

People who think I'm a psychopath are being silly. I talk to everyone about what I do, there's no lying. I act the same to everyone. I don't hurt anyone and I respect people's feelings after they make them clear. Today a total alpha type got pissed at me for hitting on his girlfriend, so I apologized, and we were cool. It takes 2 people to fight (or one severely mental person). I have a cool demeanor to me and people don't readily attack me. Violence against me isn't in my reality.

I'm truly troubled that I agree with Rynar 100%.

Your opinions about me are clouded by my delusional, odd, attention-seeking posting style... keep that in mind...

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Just got my first lay... pwned. She was hot too... a solid 8.

edit: Not my first lay ever. I meant since starting this thread.

Grats on bagging a skank!

She's not a skank... why do you assume this? She had 4 boyfriends ever. I've been to her house and it's really nice. We just clicked well.

I don't know, man. Just felt right.

Haha, alright. She's probably gonna be my future roommate as well. I think that's what made her feel more comfortable with it. She also told me I have to start using protection with her if I'm sleeping with other girls. I was very clear on my intentions and she knows I go out a lot... I gloated about that stuff with her when we got dinner with my friend in Worcester.

"Sex with a roommate" almost always becomes "live in girlfriend" far more quickly then you might want. It creates complicated situations that usually have legal implications (signed leases) when you try to extract yourself from them. This just might be the worst idea you've ever posted here.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

I predict great things for Lex

Just *had* to bump it didn't you :p

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Holy shitsnacks!

When people admit to being dumb, or doing dumb things, and wear it like some sort of badge of retarded honor, I have no problems with helping them along.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

S'ok. Its just another Manic Monday.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Heh, I see it as fulfilling the role of Bill Engvall, and giving Lex his sign.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

She's not going to be my girlfriend. I made it very clear. In fact I'm probably going to hit on other girls when I'm out with her.

Why even bother? You guys kill me. Lex could make a thread entitled "This thread is a troll: do not respond to this thread" and you'd be compelled line up to add your 2 cents.

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's amusing how trolling has taken a new level... I just write things in a special way and it is "trolling"... I guess my writing style is some sort of vacuum that people get sucked into? Even posting an image about trolling is a reaction. I don't even lie here. Most trolls lie, or they directly flame people.

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Also I'm bipolar which means I can do anything I want and blame it on my condition... just like this sentence... it's like a feedback loop.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Who is that?

Eh, I don't think Lex is about to start eating people yet.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Are we sure he isn't homosexual?

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."