The Glade 4.0

Nitefox's FB status: How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None, make her cook in the dark.

My Response: Thats not all that funny when you consider that our light fixture in the kitchen REALLY IS BROKEN, and you have not fixed it yet after 2 weeks, aaaaaannnnd.....I really HAVE BEEN cooking in the dark!!!!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I took it as a joke. Hope I was right!

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Know what this is?





Its me, 5 minutes ago, cooking your dinner IN THE DARK!!!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Hahha...the really funny thing is I really WAS changing the light bulb when it went poof!

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

I was wearing THIS:



Too bad you couldn't SEE IT...because I was cooking IN THE DARK!!!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Female chauvinist pig...fix it yourself

But but but...but I'm barefoot and pregnant! And in the kitchen! IN THE DARK!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Turn the lights back on. OMG.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I would, Arafys, but the light fixture is BROKEN. Tell mister man to fix it and we can all get a good look at my hot self baking dinner!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Women can do everything a man can do, and better, amirite?!

As a matter of fact, Lenas, yes...and in this case, with the zapped and fried light fixture, I do believe I could electrocute myself much better and faster than Nitefox!
Which is why, I ain't touchin' it!!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Fox. You need to get on this.

Then fix the lighting


/tease

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Holy shitsnacks!

You know, I forgot to address the main issue at hand.

What is Nitefox doing, letting you comment on Facebook? Women are to be seen, not heard! Although, with the whole light thing I guess you can't even manage to be seen.

Well, I am chained to the stove in this skimpy outfit, but I somehow managed to pull the stove out about 2 inches which was just enough to allow me to reach the computer with my foot. I've been typing with one toe this whole time.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Obviously defiant, too. Nitefox has his hands full.

I just got home which makes this statement even more true.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Keep your pimp-hand strong, my friend.

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The Dude abides.

OK, this is my best laugh ALL DAY.

/agrees 100% with Taamar!!

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