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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:31 pm 
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Dammit, why do my boobs have to get tender and swollen before my period? The LAST thing I need is for the damn things to get any bigger, and they HURT. Shel hugged me this evening and it was like being punched in the hooters.

I'm so over this.


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Yeah, I remember my wife complaining about the same thing, and she was a lot smaller than you.

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/gentle hugs

Menopause is even worse, until it gets stabilized. I've been in surgically induced menopause for 10 years, I'm just now getting to the point where I don't have any bad side effects! Good luck!

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*gentle pat on shoulder*

I have had that and it is pretty miserable.

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Air hug!

Sorry, Taam.

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Somebody's pregnant!

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You don't remember Shel's thread from our last incarnation, do you?!

(Although I have to say, this was one of my wife's big complaints about being pregnant, too.)

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Anything is possible, though I doubt Taamar would be that careless. She knows what makes babies.

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PMS or pregnancy, it does a number on the boobies. Some people have it worse for one or the other...I know what you're going through Taamar...it sucks.
I don't think there is a cure, but if you find one, let me know!!

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PS---Your avatar is very fitting for this rant. :D

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Vajayjay is a bad word, but Hooters is okay?


Maybe Vajayjay would be okay if I made a restaurant out of it.

Now that would be a great restaurant. I'm just trying to imagine the uniforms.

"Get your Cameltoe Burger, with extra Beef Curtains, for only 5.99 from happy hours 2pm to 5pm every week day here, at Vajayjay's!"

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Either the anti-cannibalism people would be storming your citadel within hours, or Taskiss would find some diabolically clever way to blow up your restaurant when he was a thousand miles away.

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LOL

Poor Taskiss.

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Nevandal wrote:
Vajayjay is a bad word, but Hooters is okay?


Maybe Vajayjay would be okay if I made a restaurant out of it.

Now that would be a great restaurant. I'm just trying to imagine the uniforms.

"Get your Cameltoe Burger, with extra Beef Curtains, for only 5.99 from happy hours 2pm to 5pm every week day here, at Vajayjay's!"


'Hooters' is kind of a friendly euphemism in my mind. 'Vajayjay' is irritating because it's to close to 'vagina' while still being infantile; 'vagina' is clinical, 'hoohah' is playful, 'vajayjay' tries to walk the line between and does neither well in my opinion. What you might really find funny is that my favourite word for that area is 'snatch'.

While at Vajayjay's Diner, don't order anything with the cheese sauce.


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So many bad suggestive names for food are rapidly coming to mind.

I need to leave this thread.

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Oh come on... you know they'll serve fish tacos with crema.


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Ohhhh....Taamar, that is so wrong. I will never think of espresso the same way.

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Fish tacos by themselves are an old old joke and euphemism and were long before they became popular in the States.

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Micheal wrote:
Fish tacos by themselves are an old old joke and euphemism and were long before they became popular in the States.


Yes, but they are delicious and I love them! (take that however you like)


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It's always cool to meat women who enjoy both fish tacos and tube steak.
















...yeah, I spelled it that way on purpose.

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LOL

Poor Taskiss.

Yeah, camels don't get anywhere near the respect they should. However, since they'll be here long after the last traces of mankind are eliminated from the face of the earth, I don't think my humped brothers will care much.

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Poor Taskiss.

Yeah, camels don't get anywhere near the respect they should. However, since they'll be here long after the last traces of mankind are eliminated from the face of the earth, I don't think my humped brothers will care much.



Dude....don't hump your brothers. It's just not right.

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Vajayjay is a bad word, but Hooters is okay?


Maybe Vajayjay would be okay if I made a restaurant out of it.

Now that would be a great restaurant. I'm just trying to imagine the uniforms.

"Get your Cameltoe Burger, with extra Beef Curtains, for only 5.99 from happy hours 2pm to 5pm every week day here, at Vajayjay's!"


'Hooters' is kind of a friendly euphemism in my mind. 'Vajayjay' is irritating because it's to close to 'vagina' while still being infantile; 'vagina' is clinical, 'hoohah' is playful, 'vajayjay' tries to walk the line between and does neither well in my opinion. What you might really find funny is that my favorite word for that area is 'snatch'.

While at Vajayjay's Diner, don't order anything with the cheese sauce.

Vajayjay, is pretty lame. For a more complete list of terms for vagina, listen to the Blood Hound Gang's "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo." The most disturbing is "axe wound." Ugh. :cry:

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