The Glade 4.0

What would you do?

Smoke a cigarette. Drink a beer. Make sure everyone loved Jesus. Get ready for the huge, kick-ass party in heaven.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Make love to my wife.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Whatever my son wanted me to do.

Eat some ice cream with my girls and take them to the park.

Thanks for the hint - I'm cutting out early today.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Call everyone I love and just remind them that yes I do love you then go sit on the beach, smoke some cigarettes have a sixer of the best beer I could find, remember all the people I have loved that have gone before me and watch the sun set on humanity with my dogs.

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Spend the evening with Shel. Scratch the cats. Eat all the chocolate in the house.

Drive or fly somewhere random in the country or world after I tell my family that I loved them.

I would play some Starcraft 2. Basically what I do now. No reason to get worked up over it or anything.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

1) Buy tickets to Phoenix for myself and gf
2) Arrive, knock out bro's gf
3) Steal brother, drink rest of the day

This. Exactly this.

Call my daughter, invite her to come watch the sun set over the Pacific Ocean (somewhere south of San Francisco) with me. Go do it anyway, no matter what she answered, hopefully with her. Drive out to my mother's place, tell whoever is there that I love them. Grab a beer, relax and watch the stars over the Santa Cruz Mountains fade out.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I would drive to church and remind them that I do believe and that I tried my best to live as I thought was right and good, and ask forgiveness for my slipups.

Then I would hold Lisa and the kids close and tell them that I love them and that I am sorry I failed them so much.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

What would I do if there was no tomorrow...well...let me tell you!

Lots of sex, followed by lots of fighting, lots of me ramming cars off of the road, and then more sex. I'd go find a dippin' dots stand and beat the hell out of the guy behind it for charging $3.25 for the large and $3.00 for the small even though they pretend to run out of the large cups so you're forced to get ripped off twice as hard to taste the pure heavenly joy that is dippin' dots. Icecream. In little pellets. They're so cold...

I'd mount a turret gun to the top of my Honda Civic and go to town....literally.

Then, I would dress up like a clown and go scare little children....then, I would go skydiving...while having sex with the other 3 women that jumped with me....with a snowboard, land on the side of a mountain and snowboard halfway down, engage my retractable handglider, and land safely outside of a White Castle and eat all of the food. Then I'd probably get sick, and then I would smoke something, have some more sex and go skydiving with the girl I got high with. This time we would land on a beach where we would sit on lawn chairs and drink Corona...wait...I mean, we would just have more sex.


Then I would start a society with my 8 children. Octomom style. Nevandal II, Nev, Nevalicious, Nevagonnadie, Nevabate, Nevaporate, Nevorium, and Mary Anne.

Unfortunately, since I decided to get stranded on an island after my 3 hour skydiving sex session, Incest is not only best...it's the only way.

I would start my own country, and eventually develop a technology enhanced by the volcanos and strange weather patterns around this paradise island, and then I would go to war. First of all, I would erradicate all Jews...just kidding, I would just kill off the girly men, and make Schwarzenegger the captain of the planet powered by the 5 elements and a monkey on my back. Then I would make weed legal and I would continue to have sex for the rest of my life.

Impossible? Why not? God did a lot in just 7 days. Now, I want to see you all in church next Sunday for my sermon. AMEN!

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Ron Paul 2012

I'm thinking some anger management classes, Nev. Just sayin'

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In time, this too shall pass.

Same thing as always, I guess. Go home, hang out with my wife. Why change a good thing?

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lol...i'm just goofin around ya know?


but it would be fun

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Ron Paul 2012

Hug my son. Do what he would like. Call my brothers.

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

Thirded. Which would amount to going to see fire engines, excavators, dump trucks and then watching his John Deere Earth Mover Action video.

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“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general”. - Mark Rippetoe

They have an annual event here for charity called the "Big Dig" where several of the larger construction companies bring out their heavy equipment. They set up "hay rides" in the back of the big dump trucks, dig holes with the excavators, push dirt with the dozers, go up in the cherry pickers, etc. Of course, they have their operators in the vehicles and let the kids operate the controls, but it is a huge success. We went years when my son was in the 3-5 range and it was all he could talk about for days after.

Now, at 6, we'd probably spend the day building spaceships with his Legos, going to the pool to "race", and playing soccer and football, followed by going up to the store and getting Slushies.

And I'd try to make you watch a movie with me

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Get the whole fam over at my parents house, grill some steaks and talk about good times. Have a beer with my dad, brothers and son. Hug everyone.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

Drive super fast on highways and streets, all day long. That would be so much fun.

I would be what they call in Mad Max a "terminal psychotic".

Probably go on some epic bender, and then wish the world really had ended the next morning when I wake up, and you tell me it was just a joke.

I have trouble thinking of something profound; I'm sure that says something about me. Maybe me, Lex and Nev would get together and start a Mad Biker gang or something.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

I'm just imagining going to school when your name is Nevalicious. Oh man.