The Glade 4.0

I had a pretty funny day today. First off, this whole Labor Day weekend was 1 dollar admission to the fair as long as you showed up before 1 pm. In retrospect, going on Labor Day when it only costs a dollar was probably not the best of ideas as there were a bunch of idiots there. But, regardless of that, there were some really good times to be had. We were sitting around while my brother and his son were in line to ride the elephant. Now, for some reason that I cannot fathom, whenever I see an elephant, I am reminded of the only time I've ever been to the circus. In particular, I remember seeing the main show part with the elephants and that one stood up on his back legs and had a super massive erection. So, I decided to tell everyone of the time I went to the circus and saw giant elephant wang. This got a good laugh from my younger brother and my cousin(the two I was reciting the tale to), but the elderly people that happened to be around us must have not enjoyed my story telling very much because they all got up and left. They also gave me dirty looks, but I didn't see this because I was laughing pretty hard at the time, but my cousin said she saw them.

Good times.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Looks like I'm the first person willing to admit I opened a thread titled 'Giant Elephant Wang'

Better than opening an email titled "Giant Elephant Wang", probably.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

ROFL!!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

I will admit, I waited til no one else was around to open this thread. :p

What can I say? I wanted you to all know what you were getting into before reading the whole thread.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Your efforts are admirable.

Knowing I posted twice in the 'Giant elephant wang' thread... not so admirable!

I was expecting a picture...

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Raell Kromwell

LMAO! Glad I wasn't the only one...

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"I Live, I Love, I Slay, and I Am Content."
- Conan the Barbarian

Ask, and you shall receive.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I clicked on it cuz I thought Raltar was bragging about his night life....*shrug*

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth