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Uncle Fester
PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:26 pm 
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Two of my wife's friends are interested in Elmo, they want to learn more. One is just shy though

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Hannibal wrote:
Scaring Elmo into matrimony isn't hard. It's scaring the other person into accepting thats the trick.


Thanking you for confirming that.

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Uncle Fester wrote:
Two of my wife's friends are interested in Elmo, they want to learn more. One is just shy though


Hey what about me? I won't talk about yiffing until after the 3rd date I promise. I learned my lesson the last 12 tries.

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13th time's the charm?

Fester, Could you in good faith set them up with Elmarnieh, knowing his, err, uhm, belief system/quirks/willingness to kill anyone whom he perceives violates his rights?

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Maybe he's gay?

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Micheal wrote:
13th time's the charm?

Fester, Could you in good faith set them up with Elmarnieh, knowing his, err, uhm, belief system/quirks/willingness to kill anyone whom he perceives violates his rights?


Yawn. Not this again. Making a monster out of a molehill.

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Maybe he's gay?


I can say, with absolute certainty, Elmo is not gay.

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Hannibal wrote:
Yawn. Not this again. Making a monster out of a molehill.


Elmo is CLEARLY a monster.

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Hannibal wrote:
Diamondeye wrote:
Maybe he's gay?


I can say, with absolute certainty, Elmo is not gay.

Got turned down, huh buddy? Bummer.

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Screeling wrote:
Hannibal wrote:
Diamondeye wrote:
Maybe he's gay?


I can say, with absolute certainty, Elmo is not gay.

Got turned down, huh buddy? Bummer.


Dang. You beat me to it.

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I'm not gay but I am adorabalicious.

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Elmarnieh wrote:
I'm not gay but I am adorabalicious.

This statement is contradictory.

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