The Glade 4.0

I know somewhere we had a debate about the cuteness of FLO on Progressive, but I would have to say she is cute
because when your 16 month old adorable son stops and smiles at her every progressive commercial
then she has got to be cute.

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

I'd hit it.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Eh, I dunno, doesn't do a whole lot for me.

Maybe it's her "I want to gag her so my headache goes away from all the chipper-ness" attitude that turns her off to me.

That's not saying much....

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

You know, this has nothing to do with the insurance commercials, but that reminds me... Perky, chipper women are an oddity. It's like... The gal's so bright and bubbly and annoying. I want to **** her so hard she finally sits down and shuts up!

So do I hate them, or do they really turn my crank?

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Yes.

(nsfw language)

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Holy shitsnacks!

I'll say Flo is somewhat cute, but I think your son's reaction speaks more of "maternally comforting" than sexual appeal. Like, she'd make a better nanny than stripper.

Now, the commercial person I find inexplicably appealing is the girl from the York Peppermint Patties commercials, who the internet has just told me is named Alexi Wasser.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I don't watch TV, so I don't know the commercial of which you speak, but I just YouTubed "York Peppermint Pattie Commercial" and got this:

Is that the one?

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Yes.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I think she's cute.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I agree completely. When I first saw the commercial, she reminded me of Fabienne from Pulp Fiction.

Both are teh hot, IMHO.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Flo from progressive scares me. The beginning would be really hot, but at some point you are going to get knifed.

P.S. I've never wanted a york peppermint patty more.

Google Flo versus Erin from Esurance.

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I don't know why it disturbs me that there's fanart of Erin Esurance.

But it does.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I think Flo is the kind of girl you'd want to break up with in public, for your own protection.

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The Dude abides.

Yeah, sounds like you and I are on the same page, with the potentially getting stabbed.

If anyone else caught House last Monday, Flo was playing the main patient's mother.

Was she a huge pile of crazy in that too?

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The Dude abides.

Just for fun, I did an unfiltered search on Flo from google image search. Wow. Rule 34 applies.