The Glade 4.0

Seriously. Where's the love? Ya'll are schadenfreuding my *** with all these conversations about food!

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I am 20 weeks pregnant as of today...for all of you not in the know...that is ONLY HALF WAY!!! Look at me! I'mma turn into a blimp! How the heck am I gonna get TWICE AS BIG!!!
And, FYI, I will eat anything and everything in sight...aaaaaaannnnnndd.......I've been known to burst into tears more than once over food...yum.
In fact, just to make it through this post that only mentions the word food, I grew faint with hunger and had to eat half a cheese pizza and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...just to have enough strength to type this thing up! (I can feel my thighs expanding as we speak....)

Please! If you love me at all SPOILER YOUR FOOD PICTURES AND CONVERSATIONS!!!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Darling LK, you know as well as the rest of us that halfway through your pregnancy does not mean half as big as you are going to get. A tiny little thing like you is going to seriously expand for the last few months of pregnancy. Waddle is going to be a cuss word before long. Before too long Nitefox is going to find all his cameras missing. Do you remember how big you got with your son?

However, I will heed your request and not mention the items containing the nutrition you and the girl seriously need. Any feature illustration of carbs, protein and especially fat will be spoilered away.

Whaling songs will be kept to a minimum. You're too far inland anyway. Have you considered picking up a little spare change as an advertising medium?

/teasing, just teasing

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

ROFL!!! You make me laugh! Hahaha!

...and yes, with Taylor I didn't get this big until 8 months and with Jimmy I didn't get this big until 6-7ish months....I'm in for it.

Whaling songs are fine...just not food songs!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Wow that belly does look big . . . unusually so . . .

Hey maybe you'll have quadruplets!

/ducks and runs

No, she would know by now if she was going to be half an octo-mom.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Nah, I've had an ultrasound every 2-3 weeks since the beginning of this pregnancy. It's just one. She's already measuring big for her gestational age. Think I'm just gonna have a big baby.
I just don't understand how I can keep eating like this and not get more than twice as big as I am now. This is going to be very, very interesting.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

You know the best thing to eat while carrying a big baby?

Wait . . . hmm should I?

Its not a pregnancy, its an origin story. She's the next Superhero and will burst from your belly full grown, then don scrubs and perform surgery to save your life from the trauma of birthing her.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

LK you look perfectly normal and lovely! You will lose the weight once you give birth! Eat what you crave, it's your body telling you what it needs!

(no, I'm not a doctor, I just believe in listening to my body to tell me what it needs, whether it's food or exercise)

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

LK, it's your own damned fault.......you shouldn't have hooked up with this guy.....

Hee hee! I know, right!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Damn, I was betting Lex would be the one to post pictures of food.

I support high birth weights, and LK looks beautiful.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

I want that pizza.

You can't just post a pic and leave it at that.

You have to describe the food.

Aged, tender Tenderloin steak, seared and grilled rare. Topped with a succulent pepper sauce.


Fresh caught atlantic lobster, baked and seasoned and served with tender asparagus spears.


Tender marinated chicken breast, stir fried and covered in a tangy citrus sauce, paired with fresh broccoli, steamed to perfection.


See, that's how you do it.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Except that last is tofu and not chicken I think.

Ah well.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I want it more. Holy effing cow....*sob* Dammit all to heck that pizza looks so freaking good.

I would just like to say, for those of you who, back in college, thought that smoking pot or drinking beer made food marvelous.....thats NOTHING compared to pregnancy hormones.

I can literally almost taste that pizza....*drool* uhhhhhhhhhhnnnnn......

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Easy now, I'm totally willing to get into a shoving match with a pregnant lady for a delicious looking pizza! hehe.

Uinan, you have NO IDEA what you're up against. The only thing scarier than a momma bear and her cubs is a momma bear and her food.....hee hee!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Then I humbly offer my tribute to the hungry momma bear. Though something tells me this one doesn't compare to the one above...

Yeah, not even close. Nice try. (Although adding a baby to the picture was a nice touch...props for that.)
I'm still guarding that pizza up there though. Yum!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I'm not even pregnant and you all are making me hungry!! Stop with the torture!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"