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Müs
 Post subject: Strange Slash Fic.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:22 am 
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Can you write something more odd than this?
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Obama gazed deeply into Castro's weathered face and spoke softly. "Fidel, I know we've had our differences, but I'm willing to overlook 50 years of failed policy if you are."
"Of course I am. What's past is past."
"So, does that mean I can have the sugar?"
"Jes. You can have all the sugar you want." Castro leaned closer, his voice husky, "As long as you get it from me. Now, stop talking and kiss me, like you did when we were younger."

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Müs wrote:
Can you write something more odd than this?
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Sure...make Castro a lynx-man and Obama a puma.
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Müs gazed deeply into Khross's weathered face and spoke softly. "I know we've had our differences, but I'm willing to overlook 3 years of guild wars if you are."
"Of course I am. What's past is past."
"So, does that mean I can have the Nightslayer Chest Piece?"
"Jes. You can have all the Nightslayer armor you want." Khross leaned closer, his voice husky, "As long as you get it from me. Now, stop talking and kiss me, like you did when we were younger."


Is that weirder? :lol:

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Oh man, Hop, that's awesome! Hahahahaha!!! :D

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Müs gazed deeply into Khross's weathered face and spoke softly. "I know we've had our differences, but I'm willing to overlook 3 years of guild wars if you are."
"Of course I am. What's past is past."
"So, does that mean I can have the Nightslayer Chest Piece?"
"Jes. You can have all the Nightslayer armor you want." Khross leaned closer, his voice husky, "As long as you get it from me. Now, stop talking and kiss me, like you did when we were younger."


Is that weirder? :lol:


No, not weirder. Just differently weird.

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Nitefox gazed deeply into Montegue's weathered face and spoke softly. "Monte, I know we've had our differences, but I'm willing to overlook 10 years of childish flame wars if you are."
"Of course I am. What's past is past."
"So, does that mean I can win the argument?"
"Jes. You can win all the arguments you want." Montegue leaned closer, his voice husky, "As long as you debate only me. Now, stop talking and kiss me, like you did when the boards were down."



:? No idea where that came from....

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Also, differently weird.

And a little squicky to be completely honest.

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Squicky?

...does that mean it got you all hot and bothered, Arafys?

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No, actually the opposite. ;)

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick

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Ah. Ok, yeah, that's how I felt reading the first one.
Heh, this is kind of fun. Post more short things and we can put Gladers in them.

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That way lies madness.

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It's like Mad Libs! Yay!

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Hopwin wrote:
It's like Mad Libs! Yay!


Yes yes yes!!! More templates please, Arafys! :mrgreen:

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It was a (adjective) day when (person) got up in the morning ready to go to (place). What (person) didn't know was that (group) was waiting for him just outside the (place).
(Exclamation)! he said when he opened his front door(adverb).
"We have come to (verb) you!" (group) shouted. "(verb) and (verb) and (verb) you some more!"
"No!" (person) said as he turned to (verb). "I won't let you!"
Slamming the (noun) in front of the (group), (person) (verb) through the (noun) as they tried to (verb) the (group).
Suddenly, (person) sat straight up in (noun).
It was all just a (noun)

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It was a stinky day when Mohammed got up in the morning ready to go to Wal-Mart. What Mohammed didn't know was that the purple people posse was waiting for him just outside the Wal-Mart.
Tartar Sauce! he said when he opened his front door squishily.
"We have come to harvest you!" The purple people posse shouted. "Brushing and sweating and farting you some more!"
"No!" Mohammed said as he turned to The purple people posse. "I won't let you!"
Slamming the panties in front of the purple people posse, Mohammed swam through the poop as they tried to fly the purple people posse.
Suddenly, Mohammed sat straight up in socks.
It was all just a fart.

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You seem to have a bit of a Screeling fetish.

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I spend 9 hours a day, 5 days a week, with 3 boys between the ages of 6 and 9.
Need I explain further? :P

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Once upon a time in a (Place), not so far away. There lived a (living creature) who was very sad. The (living creature) was sad because (person) had stolen their (thing). This (thing) meant the world to the poor (living creature). So (living creature) decided that the (adjective) way to solve the problem would be to (verb).

So (living creature) set out to (verb). While it was in the middle of its (verb), (person) arrived and said, “(Exclamation)!” (Living creature), in a fit of rage, (past tense verb) right at (person)! (Person) naturally dropped the (thing) and thus was the day (past tense verb) and (living creature) lived (adverb) ever after.

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I let the boys have this one:


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Once upon a time in a New York, not so far away. There lived a snake who was very sad. The snake was sad because Dad had stolen their orange. This orange meant the world to the poor snake. So snake decided that the blue way to solve the problem would be to poop.

So snake set out to poop. While it was in the middle of its poop, Dad arrived and said, “Oh Em Gee, FIRE!” Snake, in a fit of rage, ran right at Dad! Dad naturally dropped the orange and thus was the day punched and Snake lived slowly ever after.

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Quick, someone find some Thomas the Tank Engine slash fic!

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Once upon a time in Whoville, not so far away from the Mason Dixon line, There lived Kirralou Who... She was very sad. Kirralou Who was sad because the big bad X had stolen her peace of mind. This peace of mind meant the world to the poor Kirralou. So Kirralou decided that the only way to solve the problem would be to hire Khross to cap X's knees.

So Kirralou set out to regain peace of mind. While she was in the middle of her journey, Khross arrived and said, “Here I am to save the day!" Kirralou, in a fit of extreme happiness ran right at Khross, so naturally he joined her headlong rush, and thus was the day began with a bang as they collided and Kirralou lived happily ever after, after Khross completed the cap job!

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