The Glade 4.0

"Turn the lights down, the party just got wilder."
It is currently Sun Nov 24, 2024 3:41 am

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » The Glade » General

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]



Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 15 posts ] 
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
LadyKate
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:49 am 
Offline
Home of the Whopper
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:51 am
Posts: 6098
A stick.

_________________
"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Mookhow
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:01 am 
Offline
God of the IRC
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:35 pm
Posts: 3041
Location: The United States of DESU
Syrup!

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Foamy
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:29 am 
Offline
Lucky Bastard
User avatar

Joined: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:11 am
Posts: 2341
What to you call a chicken who crossed the road, rolled around in the mud, and then crossed back?

Spoiler:
A dirty double crosser

_________________
This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Micheal
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:57 pm 
Offline
Bull Moose
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:36 pm
Posts: 7507
Location: Last Western Stop of the Pony Express
Molasses

_________________
The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Hopwin
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:01 pm 
Offline
The Dancing Cat
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:21 pm
Posts: 9354
Location: Ohio
Oranges!
Spoiler:
Did I ever mention I am color blind?

_________________
Quote:
In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Jasmy
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:02 pm 
Offline
Bru's Sweetie

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 am
Posts: 2675
Location: San Jose, CA
dirty diapers :lol:

_________________
"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
LadyKate
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:04 pm 
Offline
Home of the Whopper
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:51 am
Posts: 6098
Jasmy wrote:
dirty diapers :lol:


+1

_________________
"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Numbuk
PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:57 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:40 am
Posts: 3188
Remember those joke books in your elementary school's library? How they were full of lame jokes that, even as a kid, you didn't find funny?

I did come across a rare gem from such a book, years ago in my youth. It was one that actually made me "Ha!" out loud, something I was completely unprepared for from such a bad book.

Q: "If Frankenstein's monster and the Wolf Man jumped off the Empire State Building at the same time, who would land first?"

A: "Who cares?"

_________________
Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Sam
PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:23 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:08 am
Posts: 906
When I read this topic question, all I can think of is...... :spit:


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Stathol
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:27 pm 
Offline
Lean, Mean, Googling Machine
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:35 am
Posts: 2903
Location: Maze of twisty little passages, all alike
Just stumbled across this awesomely stupid joke today:

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Spoiler:
Dr. Dre

_________________
Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
FarSky
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:41 pm 
Offline
Near Ground
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:38 pm
Posts: 6782
Location: Chattanooga, TN
Aaaaaaand shared.
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Roophus Gunthar
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:00 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:42 pm
Posts: 406
What is brown and smells like white paint?

Spoiler:
Brown paint

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Hopwin
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:41 am 
Offline
The Dancing Cat
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:21 pm
Posts: 9354
Location: Ohio
What do you call a spanish guy with a prosthetic foot?

Spoiler:
Rubbertoe! (Roberto)

_________________
Quote:
In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
RangerDave
PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:58 pm 
Offline

Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:36 am
Posts: 3083
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mouse?
Spoiler:
Scared cats.
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Hopwin
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:55 pm 
Offline
The Dancing Cat
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:21 pm
Posts: 9354
Location: Ohio
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Spoiler:
Elephino!

_________________
Quote:
In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin
Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 15 posts ] 

Board index » The Glade » General

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 191 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group