The Glade 4.0

A stick.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Syrup!

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What to you call a chicken who crossed the road, rolled around in the mud, and then crossed back?

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Molasses

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Oranges!

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dirty diapers

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

+1

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Remember those joke books in your elementary school's library? How they were full of lame jokes that, even as a kid, you didn't find funny?

I did come across a rare gem from such a book, years ago in my youth. It was one that actually made me "Ha!" out loud, something I was completely unprepared for from such a bad book.

Q: "If Frankenstein's monster and the Wolf Man jumped off the Empire State Building at the same time, who would land first?"

A: "Who cares?"

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

When I read this topic question, all I can think of is......

Just stumbled across this awesomely stupid joke today:

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

Aaaaaaand shared.

What is brown and smells like white paint?

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What do you call a spanish guy with a prosthetic foot?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mouse?

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

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