The Glade 4.0

That's also true. I find most apples too tart or they have a mushy texture. Gala, Fuji and Cripps Pink have a better sweetness and texture to them, but none of them compare to some actual pink.

Depends.. I've had foods that were better than a lot of the sex I've had, but nothing that's ever come up to what my wife and I have had on some of our better occasions.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Clearly the people who picked 2 aren't involved with me...

I voted #1, but I'll have to let Taamar provide the recipe(s).

Once again, Micheal is wise:

And Kirra, should you choose to visit us in Denver, Taamar and I can endeavor to solve both of your problems

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Reads, rereads and then facepalms.

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

What is bad sex? I don't think I've ever had that.

You're a very lucky man Sam.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Yeah, no kidding. If you've never had bad sex you're either vary inexperienced or have unearthly luck.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I've had some bad sex in my lifetime, but I must say...over the past 11 years, what sex I've had has been extremely satisfying!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

I guess it would help, if I knew what constitutes "bad sex" to you all. Is that getting crabs/STDs? Shagging a 10 at 2? Finding out the girl/guy is a psycho during foreplay? Doing a dude-looks-like-a-lady?

I've never had bad sex that I can remember. And never had any complaints from those involved. Guess I was lucky.

Mostly sex whenthe other person acts bored, uninterested, or like since they're a "hottie" they don't have to put any actual effort into it. There's also people who have lots of hangups where they won't do X, Y, and/or Z that are pretty common, everyday sexual practices.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

What you've mentioned already Sam can be bad sex, though one psycho girl i remember - the sex was fantastic, it was just her that was bad. DE pretty much nails it, though I would add things like you both want it, but are too exhausted but feel obliged to for the other person, and it just doesn't feel right. If you're tired and think the other person is, sleep and get some morning delight.

Oh, the other thing about DEs last example, they won't do it for you but expect you to do it for them.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

1. I've never had sex with someone who wasn't also as ready as I. If the other person wasn't wanting it, it was usually obvious as they wouldn't take off their clothes.

2. I've never considered it "bad sex" if someone wouldn't perform all my favorite kinks.

I'm sure "bad sex" exists. I guess I've been lucky to never have experienced what is considered it.

Bad sex is when my "partner" gets his jollies and I'm left hanging...he rolls over and goes to sleep and I'm wondering WTF!!

It's happened in the past, before I was married, and even with my hubby!

That is what bad sex is!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

We're not talking about someone who doesn't want to have sex. We're talking about people who want sex, but are bored or uninterested in what they're getting, and generally won't tell you why. Usually if you haven't been in a relationship very long, it's because they want you to do something, but think it's "unromantic" or something if they actually ask for it. They tend to expect mind reading in other areas as well.



We're not talking about "favorite kinks". We're talking about people who have hangups about common practices, such as "I don't give oral sex" or "I don't want to either give or receive oral sex" or, as Michael pointed out "I want you to perform oral sex but I don't want to give it", a common failing of people of both genders. Another example would be people who think anything other then missionary is "kinky" and "weird". Stuff that is pretty basic fare, and shouldn't be off-putting to a normal adult even if they don't necessarily want to do that on the first time.



Then you're very lucky, especially if you ever had sex between the ages of 18 and 25. A lot of people between that age are surprisingly willing to get in bed with someone, but have a lot of hangups once there that are basically residual teenage self-conciousness.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Another example...

Bad sex could even happen when a spouse/partner feigns interest because they feel obligated for one reason or another, or perhaps because they are wanting to get pregnant, but are otherwise not interested...

Or when they're stressing over a fertility test and spend the entire time fussing and carrying on about how stressed they are and whether you're in the "best" position for conception.. and so forth. Damn, I hate that. It's a good thing the end result is so adorable.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

The ***** wearing a pearl necklace?

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

If that's the end you're trying to impregnate her in, you've failed on two counts.

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I'm not sure if you're calling my wife a *****, or making fun of my daughters, but either way you're treading on thin ice, buck-o.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Neither actually, it was a comment directed a generic woman. I guess that could technically apply.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Bad sex

My ex once read an article saying most couples have sex once a week. it had been 6 days and he didn't want us to fall below average, so he was pressuring me to get it on. I wasn't into it; the baby was sick and I was tired and we had been arguing about something, but he quoted more bullshit about 'never go to bed mad' and the glories of make-up sex and I knew perfectly well that I wouldn't be permitted to sleep until there was sex (withholding sleep was his favorite way of wearing me down). So I said 'Go ahead, sure' and tried to be involved, but really I was concentrating on not crying. And about halfway though I realize he's holding back because he wants me to get off (to prove that I should have said yes in the first place, or because he needed the ego stroke, or something. My orgasms were always about him.) and I realized that I was going to have to fake it, but also that I had to somehow fake it quietly so I didn't wake the sick kid. Afterward I felt dirty and used; Eric was oblivious. The next morning he was chirping about how wonderful it was that we could get past our disagreements and 'make love like newlyweds'. All I could think about is that if I faked it that well I just raised his expectations and made my life more difficult.

/Bad sex