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LadyKate
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1, 2, 3, not it!

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Too late ...

We already appointed you to the designated agent for this action. Good luck, LadyKate ... and may your FailBlogging be successful.

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I should point out that "Dead-Kid's Memorial Penis Tattoo" is a great band name.
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omg ya'll are terrible!!!! Hahahaha! Oh man I am so going to hell for this thread.
Seriously though, I can't post it on Failblog...I draw my moral/ethical line after this thread as far as sharing goes.

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I did not at all see a penis.

I saw a heart with something going on, look more closely, it's a heart leaving a heart - uh, oh, it must be something sad.
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I'd be very careful when adding details to de-wang the tattoo. wings may sound like a good way to break up the penis profile but white wings at the wrong angle could look like something's coming out the tip...

maybe add in extra rays of light that spread out from the hole rather than have all the rays following the small heart.. make it look like less of a shaft?
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maybe add in extra rays of light that spread out from the hole rather than have all the rays following the small heart.. make it look like less of a shaft?

That's the approach I'd take.

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I'm fairly certain an approach that involves a steel brush, acetone, phenol, and bleach would also be an improvement.

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Aye. :)
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From a medium distance? Wang.

Closer? Wangish headed heart thing.

Problem is, once you see the wang, it can't be unseen. And since most first viewings are at a medium distance IRL... it'll always be a wang.

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
bale wrote:
maybe add in extra rays of light that spread out from the hole rather than have all the rays following the small heart.. make it look like less of a shaft?

That's the approach I'd take.


Most excellent suggestion!! Thank you. I may actually tell her that.

Some day.

When I figure out how to say it without upsetting her.

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
I did not at all see a penis.

I saw a heart with something going on, look more closely, it's a heart leaving a heart - uh, oh, it must be something sad.


You are such a sweet, sweet man.

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I can see the intention close up, but I totally see dong from a distance. Depending on how close you are she either has a heart on or a hard-on.
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Someone should submit this tattoo to Failblog ...
This.

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I would have the artist go back and add some veins and possibly some stray curlies.

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
bale wrote:
maybe add in extra rays of light that spread out from the hole rather than have all the rays following the small heart.. make it look like less of a shaft?

That's the approach I'd take.


If she gets it done by the same artist the extra rays at the base will just end up looking like a pube-bush.
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ME: _____, I'm so sorry your feelings were hurt. Memorial tattoos are very sensitive subjects and rightly so...they a very precious way of honoring our loved ones. That being said, I would like to play devils advocate here so please don't be angry with me, I have the best of intentions, ok? If you look at your tattoo up close, its very clear what it is, and a very beautiful artistic expression. However, If you look at the picture of your tattoo from a distance, (The way perhaps people might see it IRL, or the thumbnail like I did), I can see how it can possibly be percieved as a penis by someone who has no idea what it is. An easy remedy for this is to add one or two more rays of light to the tattoo spreading outward in a V shape, which would eliminate any possibility of someone percieving it as a penis from far away. I love you and I feel for you and I don't want you to EVER ever ever ever ever ever ever have your feelings hurt!!!! *bighugs!*


HER: thanks! I do need to touch it up and I'll bring that up to the tattoo artist to see what he thinks. =] *hugs*


It worked! Thank you! :neko:

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poor girl....
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Wait ...

Did LK just tell the girl to add a "V" shape sunray to her Wangtoo? I wonder how many memorial tattoos it takes to make a hentai mural.

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Wangtoo? Rofl!
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FarSky wrote:
It's like her heart got an erection.

Have you considered working for Hallmark?

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