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Edit: Damn. Beaten like a red-headed stepchild. Wait; I think that might have been a little bit racist.

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Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?

Kate Monster: Sure!

Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?

Kate Monster: Uh huh.

Princeton: Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.

Kate Monster: Right.

Princeton: You're both Monsters.

Kate Monster: Yeah.

Princeton: Are you two related?

Kate Monster: What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!

Princeton: Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!

Kate Monster: Well, it's a touchy subject. No, not all Monsters are related. What are you trying say, huh? That we all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh?

Princeton: No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist.

Kate Monster: I should say so. You should be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race.

Princeton: Well, look who's talking!

Kate Monster: What do you mean?

Princeton: What about that special Monster School you told me about?

Kate Monster: What about it?

Princeton: Could someone like me go there?

Kate Monster: No, we don't want people like you-

Princeton: You see?! You're a little bit racist.

Kate Monster: Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton: I guess we're both a little bit racist.

Kate Monster: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Princeton: But I guess it's true.

Kate Monster: Between me and you, I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Princeton: Now not big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from -

Kate Monster: No!

Princeton: No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

Kate Monster: Right!

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

Princeton: All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

Kate Monster: Okay!

Princeton: There's a plan going down and there's only one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

Kate Monster: And a black guy!

Gary Coleman: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

Kate Monster: Uh...

Gary Coleman: You were telling a black joke!

Princeton: Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

Gary Coleman: I don't.

Princeton: Well, of course you don't - you're black! But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

Gary Coleman: Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

Princeton: Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

Gary Coleman: Well, damn, I guess you're right.

Kate Monster: You're a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman: Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton: We're all a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman: I think that I would Have to agree with you.

Princeton/Kate Monster: We're glad you do.

Gary Coleman: It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -

All right!

Kate Monster: All right!

Princeton: All right!

Gary Coleman: All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Princeton: Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman: Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton: Who?

Gary Coleman: Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster: But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman: No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster: No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman: No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton: Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

Brian: Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Gary Coleman: Racism!

Brian: Cool.

Christmas Eve: BRIAN! Come back here! You take out lecycuraburs!

Princeton: What's that mean?

Brian: Um, recyclables. Hey, don't laugh at her! How many languages do you speak?

Kate Monster: Oh, come off it, Brian! Everyone's a little bit racist.

Brian: I'm not!

Princeton: Oh no?

Brian: Nope! How many Oriental wives have you got?

Christmas Eve: What? Brian!

Princeton: Brian, buddy, where you been? The term is Asian-American!

Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!

Brian: I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

Christmas Eve: And I love you.

Brian: But you're racist, too.

Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!

Princeton: Me too!

Kate Monster: Me too!

Gary Coleman: I can't even get a taxi!

All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!

Christmas Eve:Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:36 am 
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/em points at the post above yours :p

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Lady:

Remember that there is a very real and important difference between racist motives, and racial observations.

If you look at those girls individual actions and condem them, and also percieve that their action is part of a larger pattern driven by various social influences, that doesn't make you a racist unless you condem all people of color in mass instead of for their individual actions. You don't hate Bill Cosby, for instance, because he looks similar to Little Wayne.

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If you think their behavior is because they are black, yes. Otherwise, no. Those people have issues as individuals, and probably the community they have grown up in. There is no easy fix for either problem.

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