The Glade 4.0

A Portland, Ore., man who is known for having more than 98 percent of his body covered in tattoos, has injected ink into both of his eyes—by himself
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"I'm not crazy. I'm trained."

Dr. Douglas Meier, an ophthalmologist with the Portland Clinic in Beaverton, said Gone is putting his eyesight in jeopardy by risking infection.

"The risk of putting a needle near your eye is grave," Meier said. "Someone at home does not have access to the equipment nor the expertise."

An Australian man has been charged with assault after reportedly tattooing a 40-centimetre (16-inch) penis on his friend's back after an argument, police said Tuesday.

Queensland police said a 21-year-old was facing two counts of assault -- the first for applying the indelible mark and the second for allegedly punching the victim.
Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said a 25-year-old man had gone to the alleged offender's house and "somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up". "The victim wasn't interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a yin and yang symbol with some dragons," Malcolm said, according to Ipswich's Queensland Times. "The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, 'Mate, it's looking really good'." The victim was then allegedly punched on his way out, before he could check the ink work, which reportedly also included a misspelled comment about his sexuality. "When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: 'I don't think it's the tattoo you were after'," Malcolm said. The man who allegedly etched the tattoo will also face a public safety charge because he was not a professional tattoo artist and there could be hygiene issues, police said.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20101026/tod-australian-tattooist-charged-over-ru-879dccc.html



Why would you let someone tattoo you after an argument?

Mirrors. So he can look at his *** every morning in the mirror, and know who owns it?