me: "My new phone, which I turned on an hour and a half ago is in a loop of force close when I try to do anything.
When I tried to do the initial set up a tech had to have me factory reset to get it running, and then once that was done I tried to move an App to the SD card which started it last time, so I went to xx then xx and did a factory reset.
After that I updated the google maps app that came pre-installed as the system recommended... it did the same thing Force Close loop that will not allow me to do anything.
I am willing to do another reset... Help me please."
dude on phone: "This is messed up... you had to do two resets already? Well I am not going to waste your time with stupid crap like pulling the battery, if you did a factory reset... you knew to try that already. Let me get you to our Advanced tech department, they will either get it working or replace it."
me: "Cool thanks."
Advanced Tech: "Okay, the last tech said that you already reset the phone once? Well we are going to do so again, and if it has another problem; we will replace it.. this is not cool on a new phone."