The Glade 4.0

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

A buddy of mine almost texted the chick who brought him some coco "this hot cock is delicious." He said his finger was hovering right over the "send" button just before he caught it.

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The Dude abides.

Our cat was named by auto-[complete/correct].

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

I approve!

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

I was in tears reading those.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Me too. I was in the doctor's office and NF kept sending me these...I was laughing so hard I wasn't making any noise and I was doing the bob and weave thing....he needs to post the rest of the ones that he found.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

WTF kind of autocorrect changes "run" into "cum"?

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One that's been heuristically trained by past autocorrect vetoes of the inverse?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Who the **** abbreviates "hot chocolate" as "hot chock" anyway? There's no k in chocolate. That moron deserved to have autocorrect replace it with cock.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Hmm my iPhone doesn't autocorrect hot chock to hot cock...

Did anyone else test this? :p

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Well, it didn't change "run" to something. He mistyped "run" as probably "fum" and didn't catch it.

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The Dude abides.

Ok, I tried all combos of fat fingering run...none yield cum..

Are there iPhones that were given different autocorrect programs? Some correct to those words others don't?

These are hilareous though

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Well I could see it happening with the Swype keyboard assuming you've added cum to the dictionary, if you're off one letter on the R you would be on D which is between R & C and N & M are next to each other. I've had some pretty funny typos from Swype on occasion thanks to it's auto prediction.

I...

I am a dirty, dirty man.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Yeah, she obviously wan't trying hard enough.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

As opposed to getting up and thanking her in person? WTF.

I think we're talking about someone who texts "hot cock" often enough that the autocorrect feature has been trained to prioritize it.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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t9 wouldn't auto-correct pork to porn, that's just fat fingers.

Unless it's predicting the word to be porn, which I'm guessing if you've trained it to do such...

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I thought it was predictive based on previous usage patterns.

In which case...

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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