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Rafael wrote:
Then I remembered, only fugitives use payphones anymore. And even they don't. Because the payphones that still exist are put there to catch fugitives.

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Ok, I tried all combos of fat fingering run...none yield cum..


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Hopwin wrote:
Dennis Kucinich is a flaming psychopath and espouses insanity all day long but still gets elected without lying.

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
People love to be internet-heros.

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Hokanu wrote:
Well the wonderful thing about digital cameras is you can delete the ones you dont like..

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When they outlaw hard drives, only outlaws will have hard drives.

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I don't need to sit on my thumbs for a month while the ass-clown in front of me twiddles their twat.


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"Daddy drinks because you cry."

Oh wait, that wasn't a lie.

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Frakin' platypi.

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Lenas wrote:
If your breasts ever reach a point of being too big to ogle, they aren't amazing, they're disturbing. Get those man-crushers reigned in a little.

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Five years ago I was five years younger.


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Lenas wrote:
...every male orgasm mandates you look to the sky and let out an epic grunt.

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Medical advice to live by:

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the skin holds in all the wet, goopy stuff and keeps it from dripping all over the floor.

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darksiege wrote:
I am still waiting on the busload of attractive undersexed 20 year old co-eds who just want to learn to please a man to show up at my doorstep.

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Foamy wrote:

This Christmas we went and "blew our own balls"

Great experience!

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Its always the wisest move of Europe to financially piss off Germany.

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
So how did your sister feel about you playing with her husband's balls?

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LadyKate wrote:
This year goes to eleven! :D

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darksiege wrote:
After all this time... you should know me better than that. Hostile is my default setting.

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Khross wrote:
I'm entirely convinced you're either a troll or simply not possessed of the intelligence God gave to a Kardashian ass-crack ...


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tosses around the race-card like he was Gambit

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Stathol wrote:
Sorry, I'm all out of gum.

**** kicks*

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Raltar wrote:
You have to always remember...boobies are always related. There's no such thing as completely unrelated boobies.

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Elmarnieh wrote:
You refuse sex just as a power issue?

No wonder you don't like boobs, you're halfway to being a woman already. :)

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Kirra wrote:
Men whine about the little things...toenails being ripped off, a bandage that rips a good stretch of chest hair off...


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