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Fur lined hand cuffs?


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Fur lined hand cuffs?
Ok, gonna need a moment to myself now ;)

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Elmotopia will be established in about a month.

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hand job sex toy. I should have set you to be more sensitive. Now I have to get my penis sewn back on.

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I can chop my way through the dense jungle vegetation.


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'This is Sparta!' as christians were burned at the stake and witches were thrown to the lions in one of the strangest dreams I've ever had (did I mention the event was MC'd by Jabba the Hutt?).

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Find a Southern Baptist tent revival so I can "be HEALED"! Then kick my seeing eye dog, Simon, and run screaming around the stage.

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…is nonexistant because of the topless sunbathing.

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check out that non-existent tan line for myself ;)

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there are enuff puppies for everyone to have one!

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...submit Form 769-T in triplicate to the Puppy Disbursement Bureau, and goldenrod copy of Form 1337-D to the Animal Cohabitation Office, at which point a Puppy Placement Social Worker will contact you for a home evaluation appointment sometime within the next 20 to 30 business days. Congratulations!

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It will most likely freeze to the tracks and cause you to make your own body heat in the sleeper cars ;)

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...it that people thought trains getting frozen on the tracks coming out of Fargo was a good thing? /wink

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...gifts you have been given that you just don't like? Regift or return for credit?

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...guess I should steal my bf's body heat.

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