The Glade 4.0

and bacon; mmmmm, bacon.

I never want to ...

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

dance with nobody but you.

The ***** love me 'cause...

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

I am cuddly, comfy, adorabalishous?

Uh oh say goodbye to my heart...

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

the transplant doctor is here.

Mulling cider requires some interesting spices . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Lol I like that one Micheal

It's a wonderful drink for a fall day spent cuddled in front of a crackling fire.

I need more bubble bath..

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...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

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...as my bathtub is not foamy enough.

Now to find someone to share my...

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

twisted sense of humor.

Life ain't easy when you're ...

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

...a big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.

When do we get to...

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

When do we get to... ... have a - wait, what was that about hermaphrodites?

Comic Sans...

Is like daffodils in mother **** spring.

I created..

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...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

a monster.

Where, oh where, has my...

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Libido gone.

Two towering trees trellised . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

...little dog gone?


EDIT - Dammit, ninja-ed by Micheal. Posted for funniness anyway

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

twenty trembling terrapins travelling to Terra Haute.

I've never seen such a random collection of...

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

't's in my life. What were we...

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

thinking when we painted house pink???

How much wood ...

Does a wood chuck chuck, when it chucks wood?

At the butt crack of dawn..

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...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Screeling trembled in heightened arousal.

Peering into the void . . .

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

the void peered back at me, and when I noticed, I said, "Eeep!"
Machiavelli was...

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

An Italian Philosopher, humanist and writer from the Renaissance period; and to be honest...I had to look this up on the Internet, because I didn't know much about him, now I know a little bit more, thanks to Kaffis!

The Furry Con....

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was not allowed to tour the zoo.

In the spirit of the moment . . .

(Kirra, for a look at a philosopher with no heart or moral compass, read The Prince by Machiavelli. It really helps you understand politics, even today.)

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I imitated Michael Flately doing The Lord of The Dance till I was booed off the stage

the weather outside is frightening...

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...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

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...the monkeys, so they are flinging more poo than usual.

Only the lonely...

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Die young ..

if I had half a brain..

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

I would't keep second guessing myself.

California, why

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones