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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:00 pm 
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The vulture gets to go home!

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Saudi Arabia will free vulture suspected of being 'Mossad spy'

Saudi Arabia has announced its intention to release a vulture suspected of being an Israeli spy, Israel Radio reported, mere days after the bird of prey apparently became a captive of the kingdom.

Last Tuesday, a vulture tagged by scientists at Tel Aviv University had strayed into Saudi Arabian territory, where it was promptly grabbed on suspicion of being a Mossad spy.

The bird was found in a rural area of the country wearing a transmitter and a leg bracelet bearing the words "Tel Aviv University", according to the reports, which surfaced first in the Israeli daily Ma'ariv.

Although these tags indicate that the bird was part of a long-term research project into migration patterns, residents and local reporters told Saudi Arabia's Al-Weeam newspaper that the matter seemed to be a "Zionist plot."

The accusations went viral, with hundreds of posts on Arabic-language websites and forums claiming that the "Zionists" had trained these birds for espionage.

The Sinai regional governor last month suggested that a shark that killed and maimed tourists on its Red Sea port may have been intentionally released by Israeli agents in order to sabotage the country's tourist industry.

"What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark in the sea to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question. But it needs time to confirm," Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha said, according to British newspaper The Sun.

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I wonder what the US would do/say if it was proven that Israel trained a shark to kill tourists and dumped it off the coast of Egyptian beaches.


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"We'll take 30!"

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
I wonder what the US would do/say if it was proven that Israel trained a shark to kill tourists and dumped it off the coast of Egyptian beaches.


Can you show us how to do it too?

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Damn those zionist animal trainers!!!

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
I wonder what the US would do/say if it was proven that Israel trained a shark to kill tourists and dumped it off the coast of Egyptian beaches.

NYTIMES Headline wrote:

Israel training shark assassins.
Syfy inks rights to movie deal, Dean Cain to star.

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Hopwin wrote:
Arathain Kelvar wrote:
I wonder what the US would do/say if it was proven that Israel trained a shark to kill tourists and dumped it off the coast of Egyptian beaches.

NYTIMES Headline wrote:

Israel training shark assassins.
Syfy inks rights to movie deal, Dean Cain to star.


Dude, I call BS... we all know it would be Lorenzo Lamas

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
"We'll take 30!"


Try 300 ;)

And we can release them right off the Jersey Shore. ;)

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During WWI the Germans complained when the Americans started using sawed off shotguns as trench sweepers. Said it was inhumane. These were the people using Mustard Gas if you remember.

Supply went out and bought up every shotgun they could find and shipped them to our troops in France.

300 sharks, 3000 sharks, however many you can train, we'll take them.

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Micheal wrote:
During WWI the Germans complained when the Americans started using sawed off shotguns as trench sweepers. Said it was inhumane. These were the people using Mustard Gas if you remember.

Supply went out and bought up every shotgun they could find and shipped them to our troops in France.



Interesting story, but it's not really factual. The Gov't bought about 19,000 of Winchester's Model 1897 pump shotgun after they were up to the specs that the military wanted (they basically added a bayonet attachment and a sling). They did buy about 5,000 of them on the open market, though. They weren't "sawed off shotguns", as they had a 20-inch barrels. The Gov't also bought Remington Model 1908 (re-designated Model 10) pump shotguns, these had a 21.5 inch barrel. The Winchester allowed you to hold the trigger in and just work the slide, while with the Remington you had to release the trigger between shots.
The Germans said that they would execute any soldier found with a shotgun or shells, because it violated the 1899 Hague Convention; the U.S. Army JAG gave the opinion that the German interpretation was wrong and that the U.S. would retaliate in kind if the Germans executed U.S. soldiers in relation to shotgun usage.

It's also worth remembering that the Germans weren't the only ones using poison gas during WWI; everybody did.

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The Winchester allowed you to hold the trigger in and just work the slide

Hot damn!

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Hopwin wrote:
Arathain Kelvar wrote:
I wonder what the US would do/say if it was proven that Israel trained a shark to kill tourists and dumped it off the coast of Egyptian beaches.

NYTIMES Headline wrote:

Israel training shark assassins.
Syfy inks rights to movie deal, Dean Cain to star.

Follow-up headline:

Fleet of Asian Fishing Ships Dispensed to Gulf Region to Collect "Soup Research Specimens"

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