The Glade 4.0

Well, it's been a good 5 or 6 years, but I did it again on the same ankle. I was out running in the desert like an illegal immigrant when my foot slipped on a loose rock. I felt rolling out but just could not get my weight off the ankle in time. This was about a mile out from my house but unfortunately no civilization around. I start limping back slowly when I see a guy out walking his dog. I managed to flag him down to get a ride back home. But yowza this sucks.

I think amputation is the only cure. After learning that my mentor performed his own vasectomy whilst smoking a cigarette, I'll probably have to do the job myself just so I don't feel like less of a man.

I knew today was going to suck when I woke up thinking it was Wednesday instead of Tuesday.

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The Dude abides.

Only thing I can say is...OUCH!!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

I could do the amputation without anesthesia and pain meds...That would be pretty manly

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

You're pushing too hard if you're spraining your *ankle*.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Or could just have a weak ankle. He said he's sprained that one before.

I have somewhat weak ankles. Never sprained them, but that's because I know not to push them hard at all, given how easily I can roll them.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Well, since the last sprain there were never times I felt uncertain about it once it had healed completely (although that took several months). It was just loose dirt and my shoes felt a little looser than normal. So it goes.

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The Dude abides.

I'm amazed someone let you saddle-up their dog.

hehehe

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That sounds like a perfect first project for Glade-Deuce Films, but please, no shaky cam (or hands).

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