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Raltar wrote:
As a matter of fact...I don't think there is anything about New England that I like. It is a terrible place. And they have some of the worst sports fans up there, I swear to ****.

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Khross wrote:
Sex requires 0 Doombots. 0 is generally less than the number of Doombots needed for any other situation.

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So basically, H1N1 gave us root access to the flu.

I'd add this to the quote thread but I don't think enough people would get it :(

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... I am anal about toilet paper. :p

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I don't think my data would be my first concern if I was taking shotgun fire.

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Stick to your principles. Don't be Douchesiege. Be Darksiege

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Kirra wrote:
Have you ever tried it warm?


Gotta love "out of context" quotes :D

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Not having rats gobbling your cock for several months is hardly an unreasonable request.


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Lonedar wrote:
pole, 10' wooden

Back (way way back) when I played pnp DnD. Back in the 1e AD&D era, when rules were unbalanced, but full of real flavor...before munchkinism became the norm (the two classed human ranger/magic user didn't even occur to me...most overpowered build EVAR): every party carried one. Every one had Continual Light cast on it, and everyone was the magical cure-all for any situation. Fall in a pit, use the pole to get out. Creepy pool, probe it with the pole. Orcus causing headaches?...I'm sure the pole will help.

Can you imagine how much of a PITA carrying a frickin' 10' wooden pole through a maze of twisty passages would be? But, who needs a vorpal sword when you've got a 10' woody pole?

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
See? This is why I don't go to Australia.. you're not even safe from the deadly sea life on land!

They've gotten bolder since assassinating Steve Irwin.

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Dash wrote:
Heh. Picturing neanderthal politicians bonking each other over the head debating this issue.

Cool story. On the other hand, elephant rape.

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IT isn't for teaching you how to save files to a flash drive.

That's what adult education "computers for grandmothers" classes at your local community center is for.

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I strongly suspect that your "Creative Writing" Program failed to teach you the single most important skill any writer needs.

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Aizle wrote:
I kind of view comics like a Jerry Bruckheimer film. I go in knowing what to expect. I put my brain on autopilot and enjoy the spectacle for what it is.

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Talya wrote:

With regard to Mountain Dew, I agree as well--because caffeine is the only reason to drink that crap. It tastes like ***. Of course, if I want caffeine, I'll have coffee, or coca cola in a pinch. Why would I willingly drink the radioactive-yellowgreen colored goop that is mountain dew?

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Regardless of their stance on global warming, people are stupid.

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To each their own. I read and enjoy Salvatore so who am I to judge?

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Screeling wrote:
It's funny to watch somebody act like they know something just because they think their girlfriend does.

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Vindicarre wrote:
I loved Valentines Day when I was single.

To quote a wise man:
"Might as well be called free blowjob day when you're single."

In case you're wondering who that man is, it's Lenas.

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Lenas wrote:
God damn banana hammocks.

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A bunch of stuff that would probably make a lot of sense if my sig real estate did not make the Baby Jesus cry, "Dear sweet and merciful god make it smaller!"... like it was someone's first night in prison.


Sorry you were saying?

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
Guess what? He cheated, he doesn't care what you do anymore, he cares what some other woman does.

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Lex Luthor wrote:
Btw you're on permanent ignore now.

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Serienya wrote:
I had to learn that at least 6 times. In both h.s. and college. It got old.

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