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Aizle
 Post subject: Little Girl on a Plane
PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:05 pm 
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A friend sent me this:

A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm. I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy, when you don't know ****?" And then she went back to reading her book.
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LMAO

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I thought he was going to get in trouble for talking to a child that is not his.
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LMAO!!

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A Browns fan, a Steelers fan, and a Ravens fan are all climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team the most. The Ravens fan says that he is the most loyal fan and shouts, "this is for the Ravens!" and throws himself off the mountain. The Browns fan is next to profess his love for his team. He shouts, "This is for EVERYONE!" and pushes the Steelers fan off of the mountain.

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Hopwin wrote:
A Browns fan, a Steelers fan, and a Ravens fan are all climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team the most. The Ravens fan says that he is the most loyal fan and shouts, "this is for the Ravens!" and throws himself off the mountain. The Browns fan is next to profess his love for his team. He shouts, "This is for EVERYONE!" and pushes the Steelers fan off of the mountain.

I was telling this joke in like 4th grade but with different teams.

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Screeling wrote:
Hopwin wrote:
A Browns fan, a Steelers fan, and a Ravens fan are all climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team the most. The Ravens fan says that he is the most loyal fan and shouts, "this is for the Ravens!" and throws himself off the mountain. The Browns fan is next to profess his love for his team. He shouts, "This is for EVERYONE!" and pushes the Steelers fan off of the mountain.

I was telling this joke in like 4th grade but with different the wrong teams.

There, all better.

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