The Glade 4.0

...this rash to finally clear up.

Seriously, it itches so badly I just want to...

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Scratch all the hair off my back.

The Ghost rattled the chain...

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to a samba beat.

The weighty ancient tome was bound in . . .

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Human skin...Hannibel Lecter was on the loose once again.


Weird Al combed his...

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teeth back over his lips.

Adam Sandler's only good role was . . .

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Happy Gilmore.


A huge double chocolate peanut butter ice cream sundae....

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suppository.

As I trip on down the road . . .

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

My hair frizzes up into a huge Afro due to the humidity.


The vampire fangs flashed white...

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but my wooden stake caught her in a terminal surprise.

Somewhere there's a place . . .

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I shouldn't have eaten that...

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Holy shitsnacks!

last Turducken, maybe three was too many for lunch.

Look, there in my sights, the one person I've sworn to kill, . . .

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Is the one person I love the most.


The piano mover said "why, yes, I will move your piano ...

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, but the location you've indicated you would like it moved to is 30 yards into the open sea, according to my GPS."

Why do we need...

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

another set of needle nose pliers? I can pull out my nostril hair just fine with these.


California Gurls they're.....

Not as good as Midwestern girls.

I so want a new cell phone...

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so I can call Ghost Busters.

You can get more with a kind word and a two by four than you can with ...

A fork and a spoon.

A good drama queen always..

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is better Than a Bad drama Ratt.


Dogbert makes me so...

joyful, he is the guru of the 80s.

Nothing in the . . .

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

universe says loving like something from the oven!

Oh, man...I just stepped in....

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

to a bubble bath and it feels so wonderful.

Get over it, it's just . . .

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your inner child being a *****!

How do I use...

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"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

candy to lure children into the oven again?

Into the valley of . . . .

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Central California I wandered, enjoying the springtime display of poppies!

Luring children into the oven with candy is....

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"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

A memory of Hansel and Gretel.

The can of pop fizzed with a hiss...

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