The Glade 4.0

Let's discuss matricide.

Either your mother, or your mother-in-law. Come on, I know you've all wanted to kill Grandma at some point. It's perfectly natural. Which is your favorite method to think about? An accident at Thanksgiving carving the turkey? A fall down the stairs? Strangling?

I'd bring up the subject of patricide as well, but that's usually an Independence Day tradition that predates anyone having kids of their own.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Feigned auto-erotic asphyxiation. Just kidding.

I disagree with your premise. Sorry, I like 'em.

Never want to kill them. Living far enough away that it is rare I see them is good enough for me.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

To my ex-MIL for all of the loving epithets you have maxed my VM with.

May you fall on the ice and have a bizarre vocal cord injury that renders you incapable of expressing your concerns about me.


Really, truely...i can do without the extra love you are leaving me.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

I had issues in the past, over them. So +1

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Mom's cool. So no worries there.

Now Dad on the other hand. If I were to kill him... it'd have to be a shotgun blast to the head.

Cause that's how you do zombies.

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Holy shitsnacks!

All my parents and grandparents are already dead.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I love all the women in my life. Mother, grandmothers, inlaws...

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

I like my mom and my MIL. But if I had to take out a female who is a mother in a painful way.... I would love to pump pure Oxygen into the room, and drop a match into the room while she is having an affair on her husband. I would also like to take him out with a Jigsaw-esque reverse bear trap helmet.

And speaking of Jigsaw... I love my SO... She got me an early Valentine's day present... Saw the Final Chapter

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

As Bill Cosby says, "These are not the people who raised me. These are old people trying to get into Heaven."

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

My mom's been dead for 8 years, I'd give anything to have her back.
My MiL is a kind loving woman.
My Grandmothers have both passed.
So nope, not interested.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

The two worst days of my life were the days my Grandmother and Mother died (respectively), so I can't really relate...

More seriously I really love my parents' company and I spend a lot of time with them.

Love my parents, they have been so wonderful. My mom is just a little overbearing at times, but she means well and she is a great mom.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Mom may be great, and Grandma may be great, but Mom-turned-Grandma usually has to go. My brother, for example, needs a backhoe to excavate the Barbies from his bathtub. Some of that is his own fault, but I suspect most of it is my mother's doing.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

I'd like my mother to be more involved in her grandsons life... I don't know that she'd ever so much as sent him a card, and she's never visited him despite the fact that she lives closer than I do. She's very close to my sisters daughter, but that makes sense because my mom and sister were always close. Mostly I'm only reminder of mom's existence every few months when one of us thinks to call the other.

You really don't want my input in this thread.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

I've been wondering how that aspect of your life has been going Foamy. Feel free to pm me if you need to vent.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Maybe your brother likes to take a bath with tons of floating Barbies?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

I loved my grandmothers, my mother, and my mother-in-law...I miss them all very much! Now if we were talking about brothers, sisters, stepbrothers, and stepsisters and their husbands, wives, or SOs, I would have a different answer!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Idiot. How do you double-tap with a shotgun!?

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Duh, Double Barrel :0

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Holy shitsnacks!